In a press release (which I’m sure everyone read with bated breath), Ripple confirmed it’s expanding its Prime Brokerage Platform to include Hyperliquid. Like adding avocado to toast-totally necessary.
As price action flirts with the lower Bollinger Band at $1.5259, intense selling pressure is as obvious as a bad haircut. But hang on! Technical indicators whisper sweet nothings about the market nearing oversold conditions. Who knew drama could be so technical?
The latest market data suggests capital is ebbing, sentiment languishes in the negative, and technical indicators whisper oversold conditions, painting a picture of a market precariously perched on a ledge with a gusty breeze blowing from somewhere important.
The United Arab Emirates is trading camels for code, and petrodollars for pixels. Their latest stunt? Tokenizing $280 million worth of diamonds in Dubai. Led by the Dubai Multi Commodities Centre (DMCC), this isn’t just a ledger entry-it’s a glittery “welcome” sign for Real World Assets (RWAs) crashing the blockchain party.
Stellar (XLM) hath slipped beneath the threshold of $0.20. This retreat hath swept away the modest gains of the preceding year; yet there remain, in the eyes of many, cheerful indications that the network continues to command the regard of its steadier admirers.
In a move that smells faintly of desperation and a lot like innovation, ProShares has unleashed the first U.S.-listed exchange-traded fund (ETF) designed to mirror the performance of the CoinDesk 20 Index. This, they claim, is the golden ticket for investors eager to dip their toes into the crypto pool without drowning in the deep end.
In the dusty plains of the blockchain, TRM Labs has staked its claim as a ‘unicorn,’ a billion-dollar beast that’s taming the wild frontier. But it’s not the number that’s got the townsfolk talking-it’s the signal. The crypto gold rush is entering its “sanitization phase,” where the outlaws are traded for suits and ties. JPMorgan, Visa, and Citi are already in the saloon, buying rounds for the new sheriff in town.
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe (or just a regular one), Payward Inc., the proud parent of the cryptocurrency exchange Kraken, has reported a hefty $2.2 billion in adjusted revenue for 2025, which is a 33% increase from last year-proof that someone, somewhere, is making a tidy profit while we wonder if our digital wallets might just be emptying themselves while we sleep.
The Nevada Gaming Control Board, not content to linger by the roulette wheel, has filed a civil enforcement action against Coinbase Financial Markets, Inc., accusing the crypto exchange of hawking unlicensed wagering through sports-related event contracts.
The global cryptocurrency market has staged a sell-off of Olympic proportions, with nearly half a trillion dollars deciding it didn’t need to stay in the neighborhood. According to CoinGecko, total crypto market capitalization has slid by about $467.6 billion since January 29, ranking this as one of the steepest short-term dips in the last few years-and those years have had their fair share of dramatic pauses for tea and existential dread.
