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Their replacements? A motley crew of crypto enthusiasts, skeptics, and the utterly clueless. The fate of digital asset legislation now hangs by a thread-or should we say, a blockchain?

The recent drop in price followed Friday’s US jobs report and new threats made by President Trump regarding Iran and Cuba.

Regulators have stated that the specific technology a stock uses isn’t important; the standard financial requirements still apply.

Clients are now in a charmingly frustrating situation: they can’t touch their funds. BlockFills, apparently inspired by the concept of suspense, froze withdrawals last month as liquidity became a mythical creature.

According to the latest Employment Situation report-a document as eagerly awaited as Aunt Agatha’s annual visit-the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics has revealed that nonfarm payrolls took a tumble of 92,000 jobs in February. Meanwhile, the unemployment rate remained as steadfast as Jeeves’s poker face at 4.4%.

In their latest chart (which honestly looks like a beautiful piece of minimalist art), EGRAG has drawn a roadmap of XRP’s destiny-complete with a potential macro bottom, a breakout level lurking nearby, and price targets that will make you squint at your screen in disbelief. All the way through to 2028. Because why not? Time travel is a thing now, apparently.

Now, the chart wizards are waving their magic wands and claiming Pi Coin is forming a “cup-and-handle” pattern. Sounds like something you’d find at a pottery class, not a financial chart. But apparently, it’s a bullish sign-like a crypto teacup waiting to spill over into a full-blown rally. Except, before it can spill, it needs some “cupping therapy.” Because, of course, even digital currencies need spa days.