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Ah, behold, dear audience! Hyperliquid, that aspiring player in the grand theater of prediction markets, has taken the stage with its HIP-4 event contract, and what a spectacle it is! With much ado about nothing, it recorded a mere 6.05 million contracts on its first day-a sum so humble, it scarcely amounts to 0.7% of … Read more

But zoom out, and the recovery looks more modest than the monthly headlines suggest.

Bitcoin, that perennial protagonist, reclaimed its throne at the $80,000 mark, a psychological barrier as flimsy as a soap bubble yet as revered as a sacred relic. It hovered, oh so briefly, before retreating to its $79,700-$79,800 redoubt, a move as calculated as a chess master’s feint. Spot ETF inflows, those silent puppeteers, and the easing of geopolitical tensions-a phrase as reassuring as a lullaby-provided the backdrop for this ascent. Dominance, that elusive siren, held steady at 60.4%, a reminder that even in a carnival of altcoins, Bitcoin remains the ringmaster.

The team posted on X to advise users to stay away from any vaults or accounts that may have been hacked. They stated they acted quickly to stop the attack by blocking the way hackers were getting in and making the systems safe.

Michael Saylor announced on Sunday that his company won’t be buying any more Bitcoin this week. They’re temporarily stopping their usual purchases before they share their first-quarter financial results on Tuesday.

Bitcoin now preens above $80,000 as Asia yawns into its trading day, a zenith unseen since January’s farewell-or so the ticker tapes, ever romantic, would have us believe.