Elon’s Rockets, Bitcoin, and a $2 Trillion IPO: What Could Go Wrong?

The numbers are as absurd as Musk’s Twitter feed. A valuation between $1.75 trillion and $2 trillion? Sure, why not. A $75 billion capital raise? Pocket change, darling. And let’s not forget the 21-bank syndicate led by the usual suspects-Morgan Stanley, Bank of America, and the rest of the Wall Street gang. Oh, and 30% of shares for retail investors? That’s like throwing a bone to the peasants while the kings feast on caviar.

Butter Bridge Blunder: 1 Quadrillion MAPO Tokens Minted in Audacious Heist

In a tale that could only be spun in the absurd theater of DeFi, MAP Protocol and ButterNetwork have confessed to a breach in their Butter Bridge V3.1 system on Ethereum and BNB Chain. An audacious attacker, with a mind as sharp as it is devious, minted nearly 1 quadrillion MAPO tokens-a number so vast it mocks the very concept of value.

Dollar stablecoin holds 99% as Qivalis push falls short

In late 2025, the European Central Bank reported that nearly all stablecoins in use (around 99%) are pegged to the U.S. dollar. While the amount of stablecoins not based on the dollar has increased significantly over the past five years, their portion of the overall market has actually decreased.

Bitcoin ETF Outflows Exposed! Are Investors Dumping Crypto Right Now?

The way investors view institutional interest in Bitcoin has shifted. Consistent money flowing into spot Bitcoin ETFs is generally seen as a positive sign, indicating confidence from professional investors like asset managers and hedge funds. However, when money flows *out* of these ETFs, it’s harder to interpret – are institutions losing interest in Bitcoin, or are they just adjusting their portfolios after a period of price swings?