Miners Flee Bitcoin for AI: The Great Digital Gold Exodus
Glassnode and Capriole Investments, those vigilant sentinels of on-chain data, whisper that this plight is not merely cyclical but structural. Like lemmings fleeing a sinking ship, public miners are liquidating their bitcoin reserves to fund a grand migration into the promised land of AI computing. How quaint-trading one illusion of value for another.

