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With 13 years of crypto battle scars, Dr. Han recounted his journey from “startup in a shoebox” to “strategic mastermind.” His core takeaway? Life’s not fair, and neither is crypto. “Do not expect fairness in the real world,” he quipped, probably while adjusting his metaphorical monocle. According to him, success isn’t about talent or hard work-it’s about who rigs the game first. Or, as he calls it, “establishing the Matthew Effect early.”

Xiaomi’s new MiMo-V2.5 and MiMo-V2.5-Pro combine image, audio, and video processing into a single system. This means features previously found in separate models are now all included in one release.

According to Bloomberg-because where else would we get our gossip?-a source close to the matter has revealed that the firm is currently in the process of gathering capital for its seventh early-stage fund. This fund, so boldly focused on the experimental and the avant-garde, will be accompanied by a separate growth fund that, rather charmingly, targets companies that have already made a splash in the pond of digital commerce.

Liao’s insight reveals that the composition of marginal borrowers on Aave has morphed since the April 18 rsETH debacle. External reports indicate a staggering $300 million in additional borrow flow in the 72 hours following the exploit, largely driven by what the proposal describes as “trapped-liquidity extraction”-a term that sounds far more sophisticated than it is. Users, with collateral stuck in various purgatories, are borrowing stablecoins to escape via DEX like characters fleeing a bad horror movie.

In the riveting security notes for iOS 26.4.2 and iOS 18.7.8, Apple, with all the drama of a soap opera, revealed the issue:

Not to be outdone in the realm of clarifications, Sanmar Shipping Ltd promptly issued an official statement declaring the reports “completely false.” It appears that the operations of this vessel are as transparent as a freshly cleaned window, or at least they would like us to believe that. Mukesh Manga, the additional secretary of the shipping ministry, confirmed with all the gravitas of a Shakespearean actor that no payments had transpired.

In a move that shocked absolutely no one who’s been paying attention (hi, nerds!), Bitcoin decided to flex its muscles and jump nearly 5% to $79,300. That’s right, it’s like the time Jenna Maroney tried to prove she could still do the splits-unexpected, slightly painful, but ultimately impressive. The chart below is basically Bitcoin’s victory lap.

Meanwhile, the prediction markets-those modern-day soothsayers of the financial world-have nudged their odds from a paltry 38% to a slightly less paltry 46%. Progress? Or just the market shrugging and saying, “Eh, maybe?” Delays and political shenanigans, however, remain as reliable as a Discworld winter.

On Tuesday, the American Bankers Association asked the Treasury Department, the FDIC, FinCEN, and OFAC to give the public more time to provide feedback on how to put a new law into effect.