Cryptonews

While they’re making token holders feel like millionaires (sort of), as of now, no one in the SEC has officially labeled token buybacks or burns. It’s like a game of regulatory hide-and-seek. 🕵️‍♂️

According to Mr. Szabo, Bitcoin isn’t quite the invincible, trustless superweapon we’ve been led to believe. In fact, it’s more like a mischievous kitten that can be distracted or even choked by a team of overzealous governments and giant corporations. Who knew? 😱

A somber technical analysis by CoinDesk’s resident Cassandra, Omkar Godbole-because someone has to deliver bad news. 😔

Ether traded below $3,100 on Sunday-what a surprise, right? It was just another day in the digital asset downturn. At 9:36 p.m. UTC, the token was lingering near $3,066, down 3.4% over the past 24 hours. At around 4 p.m. UTC, it even dipped below the $3,100 level on Bitstamp, marking its first fall below that threshold since Nov. 4. Yes, it’s official: the sky is falling!

If Dash breaks past $100, it’s off to the races-$176, here we come! The rich get richer, but hey, maybe the little guy can catch a crumb. 🍞

It’s been a rough stretch for bitcoin (BTC), as the digital asset has fallen more than 9% since Nov. 9, and during the past day it trimmed another 1.7% against the U.S. dollar. 🧠📉

The question now is whether this support, plus signs of returning big-wallet interest, can help ADA squeeze out a short-term bounce. 💸

For those unacquainted with Back-an OG of cryptography whose name HBO once paired with Peter Todd in some attempt at cinematic mystique-his words cut through the hysteria like a razor through fog. He dismisses the looming doom as a distant fantasy, twenty to forty years away, and even then, an optimistic projection. Because by that time, Bitcoin will have evolved into a smarter, more resilient creature, armed with post-quantum signatures that are already real-not just a zesty headline for tech geeks. 🚀

These lions of the digital ocean, amassing over $50 million worth of virtual assets, sketched out big, bold bets on a potential further downturn of the crypto sphere, as per the sleuthing disclosures from our good old friends at Coinglass.

These whale addresses? Oh, they’re thriving like Christmas trees in July. Moving funds with the subtlety of a parade through a moat, but the price tag stayed as flat as my dating profile photos. Stuck between $2.20 and $2.30 like it had a restraining order from volatility. 🐙