🇺🇸 Crypto ETF: Canary’s Wild Ride to Wall Street 🤑

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So, Canary decides to file for an “American-Made Crypto ETF,” huh? 🦜 Only U.S.-invented coins, because apparently, we’re too good for the rest of the world’s blockchain genius. 🌎🇺🇸 What’s next, a “Freedom Fries” ETF? 🍟 Anyway, the idea is to let investors buy a basket of U.S.-origin cryptocurrencies through their regular brokerage accounts. No wallets, no private keys-just good old-fashioned Wall Street magic. ✨ Because who needs the hassle of actually understanding crypto when you can just throw money at it like it’s a slot machine? 🎰

The filing claims it’s all about aligning with U.S. innovation and investor interest. Sure, because nothing screams “innovation” like slapping a flag on it and calling it a day. 🇺🇸🤷‍♂️ If approved, this ETF will join the growing list of niche crypto proposals, because apparently, we need more ways to gamble on digital assets while pretending it’s a regulated investment. 📈🤡

But hey, at least it’s compliance-friendly, right? Because nothing says “trust me” like a crypto product that’s been blessed by the SEC. 🤝✨ So, if you’ve ever thought, “I wish I could lose money on crypto without actually owning any,” this ETF might be for you. 🎉🚀

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2025-08-25 14:07