🍊 OranjeBTC Goes Public: Brazil’s Bitcoin Bonanza or Bust? 🤑

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So, this Brazilian company, OranjeBTC, decides to go public on Brazil’s B3 stock exchange, and boom-they’re suddenly Latin America’s biggest Bitcoin hoarder. 🎉 They’re sitting on 3,675 bitcoins, which is like $444 million. Big deal, right? Well, Larry David here thinks it’s either genius or a setup for a hilarious season of *Curb Your Enthusiasm*. 🤷♂️

Apparently, everyone in Latin America is losing their minds over this. Investors are like, “Is this the future or just another way to lose my shirt?” 🤔 Meanwhile, I’m over here wondering if they’ll accept Bitcoin for a decent pastrami sandwich. 🥪

Backed by Crypto Big Shots (Who Probably Have Better Hair Than Me)

OranjeBTC pulled a reverse merger with some education firm called Intergraus. Classic shortcut. Now they’re trading under OBTC3. Their whole schtick? Hoarding Bitcoin like it’s the apocalypse. Sound familiar? Yeah, they’re basically Brazil’s MicroStrategy. 🇧🇷🚀

Their stock opened at $4.35, spiked to $4.59, and then closed at $4.33. Classic pump and dump? Or just investors realizing they’d rather buy a coffee? ☕️ Either way, it’s more exciting than my last trip to the DMV.

Their backers? Oh, just Itaú BBA, the Winklevoss twins (yeah, the Facebook guys), Adam Back, some Mexican billionaire, FalconX, and ParaFi Capital. Basically, everyone who’s anyone in crypto. Except me. I’m still waiting for my invite. 😒

We’re officially public. 🇧🇷

OranjeBTC is now listed on B3, Brazil’s stock exchange. Built in Brazil, made for the world – accelerating Bitcoin adoption across Latin America.

A new era begins. 🍊#Bitcoin #OranjeBTC #B3

– OranjeBTC (@ORANJEBTC) October 7, 2025

They also teamed up with BitcoinTreasuries.net. Because nothing says “we’re serious” like partnering with a website that tracks Bitcoin. 📈 Meanwhile, I’m still trying to figure out how to track my lost socks. 🧦

“Our mission at Oranje is to accelerate the adoption of Bitcoin for corporate treasury and empower Latin American investors through education,” said Guilherme Gomes, CEO of Oranje.

Guilherme Gomes, the CEO, says they’re all about education. Great. Maybe they can teach me why I still don’t get Bitcoin. 🧠 Or why I keep ordering extra guac and complaining about the price. 🥑

According to BitcoinTreasuries.net, OranjeBTC is 26th globally in Bitcoin holdings. Not bad for a company that just went public. But let’s see if they can keep it up. Or if they’ll end up like my New Year’s resolutions-forgotten by February. 🗓️

Latin America: Crypto’s New Playground (Or Minefield?)

Latin America is apparently the new hot spot for crypto. Adoption is up 63% in the past year. Brazil, Argentina, Mexico-everyone’s in on it. Meanwhile, I’m still trying to figure out how to Venmo. 📱

Gomes calls this a “moment of discovery.” Sure, Guilherme, sure. Let’s discover if Bitcoin is the future or just a fancy Ponzi scheme. 🕵️♂️ He also wants people to see Bitcoin as “a fundamental form of money.” Not as speculation. Right. Because nobody’s speculating here. 🙄

They’re even launching an education platform. Because what the world needs is more Bitcoin courses. Maybe they’ll throw in a lesson on how to avoid eye contact with your neighbor. 👀

Experts are like, “Yeah, but Bitcoin’s volatile and unregulated.” No kidding. It’s like dating in your 40s-exciting but unpredictable. 💔 Still, OranjeBTC’s move has everyone in Latin America buzzing. Curiosity or conviction? Only time will tell. Or until the next crypto crash. 📉

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2025-10-09 04:07