đŸ¶ Dogecoin & the Most Bizarre Investment Plan Ever

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Oh, darling, let me tell you about Dogecoin-yes, he’s holding steady, floating above that oh-so-crucial support level! And in the wonderful world of Elliot Waves, where nothing is as it seems, the stars (or are they pixels?) are aligning for an inevitable rebound. (Exciting!)

  • Dogecoin has finally decided to grace the price charts at a “key support” level. How quaint.
  • Prophecies from Elliot Wave analysis whisper of potential rebounds. (Spoiler: No timeline is guaranteed.)
  • DOGE ETF inflows are, oh, just soaring. As if the universe depends on it


Imagine this: Dogecoin, our dear DOGE, was gallantly trading at $0.1397 (a few precious points away from $0.1153, mind you) on a random Saturday. Spoiler alert: It’s in a bear market-a thrilling escape from “the place where we always
 rise!” since it plummeted from a dazzling peak not seen since long-ago 2025.

A potential knight in shining armor for our token? Notably, DOGE ETFs are tiptoeing through the mailbox, modestly boosting investor excitement $1.94 million this week. And the miracles keep unfolding with $2.59 million the previous week. That’s a dazzling monthly surge of $4.23 million, an epic crescendo apparently unheard of. (Literally!)

As if masterminding an elaborate financial ballet, these funds nudged over $4.64 million in inflow, now swaying with a net asset value of $10.16 million. To put that in layman’s terms, a minuscule 0.04% of Dogecoin’s epic market cap. (Till we all die.)

Dogecoin price and the most enigmatic Elliot Wave analysis

Picture it: The weekly timeframe chart as a tragicomic tumble, from an exuberant $0.4788 in November 2024 to the downtrodden $0.14. One must wonder where the sense of humor lies.

And oh, peek inside: Dogecoin moonwalks slightly above the thrilling embracement of that legendary megaphone pattern-bless the all-seeing technical analysis. Dogecoin has a habit of coming back stronger whenever it viscerally hits that support spot.

Elliot Wave analysis waltzes in, confidently whispering conspiracies of grandeur and potential uptowns in the coming weeks. Already clocking in the AB, BC, and CD phases, it’s now choreographing the DE phase.

Should this divine sequence manifest, hope glimmers at $0.3068 (a September rendezvous) potentially transforming the ground into a 117% fountain from where you stand! Flip those ceilings and you’re eyeing a gallant $0.4788-a staggering 235% rise, by the stars above!

Beware the chilling prophecy of a fall beneath this mystical channel, signaling more doom and gloom! And, as a note of cosmic hilarity, remember: this bullish affair may take an age to fully unfold-courtesy of the weekly chart. Until then, good luck, Dogecoin!

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2026-01-10 15:08