💰 XRP’s 10% Surge: Proof Aliens Control Crypto? 👽📈

So, Ripple’s XRP woke up today feeling spicy 🌶️ and decided to jump 10% like it’s auditioning for the Crypto Olympics. From a sad $2.00 to a slightly less sad $2.20, it’s the comeback story we didn’t ask for but apparently got anyway.

But wait, there’s more! 🎉 The broader market’s revival is like the fairy godmother of crypto, waving her wand and whispering, “Bippity boppity bounce!” But XRP might also have a secret admirer-spot XRP ETFs. 💌

XRP has been cosplaying the rest of the market lately, nosediving from $2.20 to “oh no, we’re under $2.00” during the December 1 correction. Analysts were all like, “Hold this crucial support level, or you’re toast!” 🍞 And somehow, it listened. Probably out of fear.

The bounce since then has been more impressive than my ability to avoid carbs on Monday. 🍕 XRP jumped over 10%, and while the market is clearly the main suspect here, the XRP ETFs are the shady sidekick we didn’t see coming. Canary Capital’s XRPC launched in mid-November, and suddenly, XRP ETFs were cooler than BTC, ETH, SOL, and DOGE combined. 🕶️

On Tuesday, XRP ETFs sucked up $67.74 million like a financial Dyson vacuum. BTC ETFs? $58.50 million. SOL? $45.77 million. ETH? Lost almost $10 million and is probably crying in a corner. 😭

Despite today’s glow-up 🎀 and double-digit gains, XRP is still in the red for the year. It started 2025 at $2.32 and is now down about 5%. But hey, the company behind it had its best year ever-acquisitions, SEC lawsuits wrapped up, and other “bullish developments.” 🐂 So, maybe XRP is just bad at math? 🤔

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2025-12-03 10:03