Ah, behold! The illustrious Trump dynasty hath graced the decentralized finance realm with their latest spectacle-World Liberty Financial! 🎭 A governance proposal, as bold as a powdered wig at a crypto rave, seeks to incinerate tokens like yesterday’s scandalous tabloids. 🔥
Verily, they propose to funnel all protocol fees-plucked from Ethereum, BNB Chain, and Solana like ripe cherries-into buying back their own WLFI tokens, only to toss them into the fiery abyss of a burn address. 🔥💰 A most theatrical solution to a most modern problem!
“This noble endeavor shall purge the unworthy-those fleeting speculators who lack the fortitude for WLFI’s grand vision! Thus, the loyal shall reign supreme!”
Should this proposal pass (and the peasants cheer loud enough), ’twill mark but the first act in a grand opera of token annihilation. 🎻 Alas, no one hath dared question what shall occur if the treasury, bereft of funds, must beg for alms. 🤷♂️
Tokens Burn, Fortunes Turn 🔥
The scheme is simple: fees flow in, tokens vanish, and scarcity doth tighten its grip like a corset on a courtier. Yet some fools dared suggest a moderate approach-50% for burning, 50% for the treasury. Bah! Such timidity hath no place in this grand farce! 🎭
🚨 BREAKING: World Liberty Financial’s courtiers propose burning 100% of POL fees to shrink $WLFI supply! 🔥
– CryptoMoon (@CryptoMoon) September 1, 2025
A Royal Unlock 👑
Lo! On Monday, a floodgate burst forth, unleashing 24.6 billion WLFI tokens into the wild-swelling the Trump coffers to a princely $5 billion. The founders, once locked away like forbidden love letters, now bask in newfound riches. 💰
Yet, fear not! The circulating supply remains but a fraction-27.3 billion out of 100 billion-lest the commonfolk grow too restless. The market cap? A mere $6.6 billion. Pocket change for kings! 👑
Prices Plummet Like a Jester’s Dignity 📉
Since its grand debut, WLFI hath stumbled like a drunkard at a masquerade. Short sellers, those knaves of the marketplace, hath dragged the token down by 36%, from $0.331 to a pitiful $0.210. At press time, it limps at $0.229-down 30% in a day! 😭
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2025-09-02 06:54