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What to know: (Or how to sound smart at your next dinner party 🍷)
- Canaccord’s like, “OMG, Strategy’s S&P B- rating is such a big deal!” 💅 New investors, prepare to swoon.
- Preferred equity? More like preferred magic ✨-bitcoin hoarding with barely a dilution in sight!
So, Canaccord Genuity (fancy name, right?) is all like, “Strategy (MSTR) is basically a bitcoin-sucking vacuum cleaner now, and S&P’s B- rating is the cherry on top of this crypto sundae.” 🍒 Apparently, their balance sheet is so sophisticated, it’s practically wearing a monocle. 🧐
Analysts (led by the ever-charming Joseph Vafi) are like, “Yeah, S&P’s still side-eyeing bitcoin’s volatility, but one day they’ll come around. Mainstream acceptance is just a meme away!” 🤓
And get this-Strategy’s preferred equity program is killing it. $6.7 billion raised this year? That’s more than my monthly Starbucks budget. ☕ Oh, and it’s the biggest U.S. IPO of 2025. No biggie. 😎
Preferreds are “highly accretive,” which is just a fancy way of saying they’re making it rain bitcoin. 💸 26% year-to-date yield? BRB, buying all the shares.
Strategy’s still aiming for that 30% bitcoin yield target, because why stop at being just kind of extra? 💁♀️ Canaccord’s like, “This is a levered play, folks. Strap in for the crypto rollercoaster!” 🎢
Fun fact: Strategy now owns 641,000 BTC, worth $70 billion. That’s 3% of all bitcoin ever. Ever. EVER. 🤑 Corporate bitcoin queen? Crown them already. 👑
Canaccord’s still team “Buy” and bumped their price target to $474. Meanwhile, the stock’s like, “Eh, I’ll just chill at $265.” 🤷♀️
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2025-11-03 18:57