In the heart of foggy London, where the Thames whispers secrets of old, Satsuma Technology PLC has conjured a financial tempest, raising £163.6 million ($217.65 million) in a second round of secured convertible loan notes. A sum so grand, it makes the Crown Jewels blush! 🏰✨
Satsuma’s AI-Bitcoin Symphony: A Tale of Oversubscription and Ambition
Ah, Satsuma (LSE: SATS), the darling of decentralized artificial intelligence (AI) and bitcoin-native treasury management, has closed its fundraising on July 28, 2025, with a flourish. The goal? A modest £100 million. The result? A 63.66% oversubscription, as if the City itself conspired to shower them with gold. 🌟💰
Who are these benefactors, you ask? A mélange of specialist global digital asset funds, exchanges, and institutional equity funds, their coffers brimming with over £300 billion in assets. London’s financial elite, no less, have thrown their hats-and their bitcoins-into the ring. 🎩🤑
And what of the cryptocurrency? Oh, a mere 1,097 bitcoins, settled directly in the digital ether. Managed, of course, by Satsuma’s Singapore subsidiary, where the sun never sets on their crypto empire. Among the luminaries: ParaFi Capital, Pantera Capital, Blockchain.com, Kraken, Arrington Capital, and the ever-present Digital Currency Group. A cast fit for a financial epic! 🌏🚀
Once known as TAO Alpha PLC, Satsuma rebranded in July 2025, shedding its old skin like a serpent of Silicon Roundabout. Now, it crafts AI-powered subnet ecosystems and dances in the Bittensor (TAO) marketplace, a decentralized bazaar of brains and bytes. The new capital? A war chest for team expansion, infrastructure, and, naturally, more bitcoin. Prudence be damned-fortune favors the bold! ⚡🧠
CEO Henry K. Elder, with a voice that could charm the stars, calls it a “landmark validation” of their strategy-a marriage of bitcoin treasuries and decentralized AI. The largest fundraise for a London company with a bitcoin treasury, he boasts. And who are we to doubt him? After all, in this city of dreams and schemes, Satsuma has written its name in lights. 🌃✍️
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2025-08-06 23:37