🤡 Cardano’s Hoskinson Demands Apologies After Audit Slaps FUDsters Silly! 🎭

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Ah, behold the spectacle! Cardano’s co-founder, the illustrious Charles Hoskinson, stands upon the stage of public opinion, declaring with a flourish, “I await the apologies!” 🌟 Forsooth, the great audit hath spoken, and lo, it doth proclaim Cardano’s redemption process as pure as the driven snow, free from the taint of fraud or mischief! 🎉

This audit, conducted by the esteemed accounting firm BDO and the learned law firm McDermott Will & Emery, hath silenced the cacophony of “FUD” that hath plagued our dear altcoin. 🕵️♂️✨ Alas, the naysayers are left with naught but their own folly!

The Farce of Cardano’s Great Controversy

In the merry month of May, one Masato Alexander, an NFT artist of some repute, did accuse Hoskinson of a most heinous act: manipulating the Cardano ledger with a “genesis key” to seize 318 million unredeemed ADA tokens, valued at a staggering $600 million! 💰🔑 Oh, the audacity! The tokens, once sold as digital vouchers in the land of Japan, were meant for redemption by their rightful owners. Yet, Cardano’s insiders were accused of pilfering said ADA, and blockchain upgrades were said to thwart the redemption process. 🏛️🤥

But hark! Hoskinson, with a heart as steadfast as a rock, did deny these accusations with great vigor, proclaiming that 99.8% of the ADA vouchers were redeemed! 🙅♂️💪 The remaining 0.2%, he saith, were redirected to the treasury, a matter of great propriety. He called these accusations most damaging and deeply personal, a wound to his noble reputation.

Thus, he did commission an independent audit, a grand spectacle to review the transactions and clear his name. 🕵️♂️🔍

Now, with the audit’s verdict in hand, Hoskinson doth demand apologies from those who spread misinformation. 🗣️🙇♂️ Forsooth, the FUDsters are left with egg upon their faces!

The Audit’s Grand Revelation

Joel Telpner, chief legal officer at Input Output, doth proclaim that the forensic audit hath found the accusations baseless! 📜✅ A total of 14,282 vouchers (99.2%) were redeemed, representing 25.85 billion ADA tokens. And lo, only 6.1% of buyers were of advanced years, dispelling the tale of selling ADA to the elderly. 🧓🚫 Furthermore, there was no deliberate blocking of redemptions. The truth, it seems, is a most unkind mistress to the FUDsters!

Thus, the curtain falls on this grand farce, and Cardano stands vindicated. 🎭✨ Yet, the question remains: will the FUDsters apologize, or shall they slink away in shame? 🤔🤡

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2025-09-03 22:18