The corporate Bitcoin treasuries have leapt 38% in Q3 alone, with these enterprises now collectively clutched a staggering $117 billion. A figure so large, it would make even the most jaded of stockbrokers gasp in astonishment. 🤯
Bitcoin treasuries are growing at a pace that would make a sloth envious. In the third quarter of this year alone, 48 new public companies added Bitcoin to their balance sheets. The total number of corporate holders climbed to 172, according to a report from crypto asset manager Bitwise. One can only imagine the conversations in boardrooms: “Yes, we’re investing in Bitcoin. It’s the future, or so the algorithm tells me.” 🧠
The firm’s latest Corporate Bitcoin Adoption report, based on data from BitcoinTreasuries.NET, shows that businesses now collectively hold more than one million Bitcoin. That figure represents nearly 4.9% of the total supply. A mere pittance, if you ask me, but then again, I’ve never been one for small talk. 🤷♂️
Large corporations keep accumulating Bitcoin treasuries. Bitwise CEO Hunter Horsley called the trend “absolutely remarkable.” He noted that both people and corporations want to own Bitcoin, despite recent price volatility. “It’s like a rollercoaster, but with more charts and fewer screams,” he might say, if he were the type to make such comparisons. 🎢
The total value of all corporate holdings rose 28% over the last quarter and reached about $117 billion. A sum so vast, it could buy every loaf of bread in the UK and still have enough left for a lavish dinner. 🍞💰

Analysts believe that the steady rise in Bitcoin treasuries shows ongoing confidence from big institutions. Rachael Lucas, an analyst at BTC Markets, said that large players are “doubling down, not backing away.” One can only hope they’re not doubling down on a losing bet, but then again, who am I to judge? 🤷♀️
The undisputed leader of the charge is Michael Saylor’s company, Strategy, which remains the largest Bitcoin treasury holder. After its latest purchase on Oct. 6, Strategy’s total reached 640,250 Bitcoin. The second-largest holder, crypto miner MARA Holdings, now owns 53,250 Bitcoin following another recent acquisition. A race to the top, but with more digital coins and fewer racers. 🏁
Lucas said the trend will likely continue as regulations improve and institutional infrastructure develops. “They’re not chasing short-term gains,” she explained. “They’re making long-term decisions on digital assets as part of their treasury strategy.” A strategy so long-term, it might outlive the dinosaurs. 🦖
While Bitcoin treasuries are expanding, the spot price has been volatile. Lucas noted that companies often buy Bitcoin over the counter. This quieter approach avoids sudden price spikes, but it also means those purchases do not immediately affect the market. A bit like trying to sneak a chocolate cake into a party without anyone noticing-half the fun is the stealth. 🍰
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Edward Carroll, head of markets at MHC Digital Group added that institutional accumulation is still in its early stages. He believes that as demand grows, supply will become tighter. “It’s like a limited edition sneaker drop, but with more math and fewer fashion statements,” he might say. 🧮👟
According to Bitbo, miners currently produce around 900 Bitcoin per day. Yet businesses are now buying an average of 1,755 Bitcoin daily, based on a recent report from financial services firm River. That imbalance indicates that supply is being absorbed faster than it is created. A classic case of demand outpacing supply, much like the demand for a good cup of coffee in the morning. ☕
The growth in Bitcoin treasuries isn’t the only sign of maturity in the crypto industry. Exchange-traded funds (ETFs) have also become a popular entry point for traditional investors. Lucas said Bitcoin ETFs allow investors to gain exposure to the asset through familiar, regulated financial products. She described this as a major step toward mainstream adoption. A step so significant, it’s like the crypto world finally found its way to the mainstream. 🚶♂️
US spot Bitcoin ETFs saw $2.71 billion in inflows last week, and continued a strong performance throughout “Uptober.” This steady flow of capital shows that the appetite for Bitcoin continues to be strong among institutions and retail investors. A hunger that shows no signs of waning, much like the appetite for a good mystery novel. 📚
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2025-10-15 16:42