Shiba-Inu Just Got Murder-Crossed: Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Doge-Wallet 😱

🐕 So Shiba Inu has toddled off a cliff and landed face-first in the dreaded “death cross,” a chart pattern that sounds like a rejected hair-metal band but is actually crypto-lingo for “yikes, things are melting again.” The 9-day moving average ghosted the 26-day average like a bad Tinder date, and the whole thing looks like the grim reaper drew a doodle in crayon.

Trading volume suddenly decided to be thicc 💁‍♂️

Plot twist: despite the skies darkening, people are still rage-shopping SHIB like it’s Black Friday on roller skates-volume’s up 17 %. That’s right, degens are HODLing harder than my mother holds grudges. If volume were cake, this would be the four-tiered prank you bring to an HR meeting: confusing and probably not FDA-approved. Coin’s at $0.00001214 as I write, down just enough to make you regret yesterday’s latte and last week’s euphoria.

Picture that red squiggle like your ex’s Spotify playlist: dramatic drop, then inexplicably loud. Below $0.00001223 support we go, limbo-style, wondering if the next stop is $0.00001165 or, brace yourselves, another damn zero. If blood-red candles had feelings, they’d be filing for emotional damage. Meanwhile, “support” sounds less like a safety net and more like that one friend who says “I’m here for you” but shows up only to Instagram your breakdown.

Burn rate? More like “burnt-toast rate” 🍞🔥

The burn wallet ordered a crate of matches and only got, uh, 223 914 SHIB-impressive if you’re baking crumbs. Down 98 % in 24 h; that flare of hype earlier in the week now looking like a firefly with commitment issues. Remember when burns spiked 1 000 % and Reddit collectively wet itself? Yeah, me too-nostalgia is cruel.

Until bulls get their endorphins back, Shiba faces the terrifying possibility of an extra zero, which for a coin already drowning in zeros feels like adding another ex to the group chat.

moral: don’t marry the meme, just flirt and keep the receipts. ✨🐾

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2025-08-20 19:37