Metaplanet Goes BTC-Big, Hits Japan’s Mid-Cap Spotlight! 🤑💰

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Meet Metaplanet, Japan’s darling bitcoin treasury firm. They just threw $11.7 million at a tempting offer of 103 BTC, averaging a jaw-dropping $113,491 each. With these new beauties, their wallet now holds a grand total of 18,991 BTC. Talk about digital stash goals! 🇯🇵🔑

Says our dear friend Simon Gerovich, the Metaplanet President, “We’ve heftily breathed more than $1.95 billion into our bitcoin-filled piggy banks, snapping up coins for a modest $102,712 each on average.” Luuks!

Metaplanet becomes the new Sherlock Holmes of Bitcoin acquisition with 103 BTC for ~$11.7 million at ~$113,491 per Bitcoin. BTC Yield = epic 479.5% YTD 2025. As of now, we’ve amassed 18,991 $BTC for ~$1.95 billion per darb $102,712. How meta! $MTPLF

– Simon Gerovich (@gerovich) August 25, 2025

Since April 2024, this gang has been snatching up btc like they’re Sam Kass on an avocado binge. They’re the seventh biggest openly bitcoin-hoarding company in the world, and Google Trends would make that sound like some super secret spy stuff. 🕵️‍♂️

And guess what? Metaplanet just leveled up from small to mid-cap status on the FTSE Japan Index, because why not? Simon calls it “another important milestone.” Because hitting the big time requires a bunch of important milestones, apparently! 🏆

Metaplanet leveled up “unlocked” on the FTSE Japan Index in the September review. Next stop: World Domination. Another major milestone, folks. 🚀

– Simon Gerovich (@gerovich) August 25, 2025

Metaplanet’s stock feel-bads spiked by 5.15% in Japan when rumor went wild (on a Monday, of all days) but what did they do last month? Drooped 25.83%. But, cheer up, it’s still 144.76% up from a year ago, like that cousin you always see at weddings, winning the raffle. 🎉

Meanwhile, Bitcoin itself sneezed down by 2.07% at $112,719, probably debating whether to nap or do something productive, according to CoinMarketCap.

So there you have it. Metaplanet is winning at crypto and tradi, kind of like if Bridget Jones went for finance instead of romance novels. Only with way more $$$. 💸

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2025-08-25 09:09