So, there’s this guy named Zhou Xiaochuan-yes, that’s apparently a real name, not a rejected Bond villain-he used to run China’s central bank for roughly 500 years (okay, it was just 16), and now he’s here to rain on the stablecoin parade. Spoiler alert: he’s not impressed.
At some secret fancy-schmancy seminar (CF40, if you care to Google it), Zhou dropped some major side-eye on yuan-backed stablecoins. His exact words? “Be wary of the risk of stablecoins being over-used for asset speculation.” Translation: stop playing Monopoly with real money, people.
Apparently, this whole stablecoin thing has Beijing in a twist. They’re *considering* jumping on the bandwagon like the U.S., Japan, and South Korea-or at least pretending to, so they don’t look like the one kid still using cash at the school canteen. But hold up! Chinese officials are also telling banks and brokers to stop hyping stablecoins like they’re the next iPhone launch. Oversight level: chaotic neutral.
Zhou reckons we’re all getting a bit too excited about stablecoins. He points out that China already has mobile payments that work so well, even your grandmother probably uses them. Why fix what isn’t broken? Or more accurately, why disrupt your lunch with tech you didn’t ask for?
“After years of development, it has become very efficient and low-cost,” he said smugly, like a dad explaining why he still uses a flip phone. No room for innovation here, just NFC and mild judgment.
But wait-there’s more! Zhou isn’t just worried these coins won’t bring value; he fears they’ll blow up in our faces. Even if they’re “fully backed” (whatever that means), he argues that lending them out or spending them like real money could inflate their value faster than a TikTok trend. And then, horror of horrors, what if everyone tries to cash out at once?
Game over. Financial meltdown. Bank runs in Dolby Digital. According to Zhou, current laws-like the U.S. Genius Act (we assume he meant something else, because that sounds fake) and Hong Kong’s regulations-are about as useful as a chocolate teapot when it comes to dealing with such chaos.
So yeah, stablecoins might be the future-or just another way to lose an afternoon and possibly your life savings. Either way, old banker Zhou isn’t having it. 👵🚫🪙
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2025-08-28 15:12