Oh, look at that-Trump’s new crypto baby, WLFI, just crashed into the scene like a Hollywood viral clip. Debuted on Labor Day because why not turn a day off into a real money-making frenzy? And guess what? It’s already a top trending coin – no big deal. 😊
Running on Ethereum (because of course it is, what’s a crypto without some blockchain magic), WLFI shot straight into the big leagues faster than you can say “Bitcoin who?” Within hours, it was rubbing elbows with the giants-and by giants, I mean the 27 largest currencies. Current market cap? A casual $5.38 billion-a figure that probably made some millennials choke on their avocado toast. And it’s trading at a-wait for it-$0.2184. Nice, right? 📉
First Day Shenanigans: Profi-tastic!
The opening price? About $0.265, slipping to $0.3115 later-probably to keep everyone on their toes. If you bought at an initial $0.015? Congratulations, you’re a millionaire-well, over 1,700% richer in a day. Because who doesn’t love a quick profit, especially when the market’s throwing a tantrum? Traders on Binance, Bybit, OKX, and Gate were spreading this like a viral meme. Meanwhile, around $12 million got wiped out faster than the latest TikTok trend. Liquidations? More like liquid-laughs.
The Trump Clan Cheers & Cheers &… Cheers?
Apparently, the Trump boys are now the crypto cheerleaders, tweeting grandiose stuff like they’re launching a new space shuttle. Donald Jr. says, “This isn’t a meme coin, it’s the backbone of a real ecosystem changing how money moves.” And Eric? “Setting a standard for trust, speed, and good old U.S. values.” Because nothing screams American like throwing millions into a coin that just debuted. 🇺🇸
“We are now live!!!! Our team has always believed in American strength and leadership. With today’s @WorldLibertyFi’s $WLFI 🦅 token launch, we’re setting a new standard for financial freedom.” – Eric Trump, probably with a cigar in hand.
Before the launch, WLFI holders voted to make the coin transferable-clever move, making it more than just a fancy voting chip. Raised a cool $550 million earlier this year-because why not pour billion-dollar investments into something that only just started trading? Now, investors can sell up to 20%. The future’s bright when your crypto can diversify your portfolio faster than you can say “decentralized finance.”
Critics? They’re Just Jealous…and Rich?
Portrayed as a decentralized finance project, WLFI promises to let you borrow and lend crypto without the pesky middlemen-like banks. Not quite launched yet, but they already dropped a stablecoin, USD1-sixth largest of its kind. Trump, his sons, and Steven Witkoff co-founded this circus, claiming personal earnings of around $57 million, while Reuters says the advanced family empire has raked in about $500 million since launch. Because, priorities.
Some folks are raising eyebrows-because, of course, they are-questioning conflicts of interest because Trump also sets rules for the crypto industry. White House says assets are in a trust, so everything’s clean-ish. But hey, with all this money flying around, who needs ethics when you’ve got a pretty face and a massive wallet? 💼💰
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2025-09-02 00:29