The ONE Company Hoarding Dogecoin Like Gold-See Why Wall Street’s Wagging Its Tail!

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Well now, CleanCore Solutions, Inc., a proud member of the NYSE herd, has gone and gobbled up 285,420,000 Dogecoins (DOGE), which, for the mathematically disinclined, amounts to about $68 million. They are now the Dogecoin Kingpins, holding more ‘dog’ than a kennel at feeding time, and with nary a flea on their balance sheet. 🐕💰

  • CleanCore’s DOGE stash aims for a cool 1 billion coins in the next 30 days, ultimately coveting a slice: 5% of all the DOGE out there. Ambition, thy name is CleanCore.
  • They funded this canine crusade with a meaty $175 million PIPE-nearly as many investors as Dogecoin memes. Pantera, GSR, MOZAYYX, FalconX… sounds less like big finance, more like an exotic zoo.
  • DOGE, ever the excitable pup, is fetching around $0.24-having leapt out of a “symmetrical triangle.” (In crypto, geometry is apparently as lucrative as math). If DOGE sticks the landing, it could chase a ball up to $0.33.

This CleanCore bunch isn’t just buying digital pups for fun. No, sir! They want 1 billion DOGE in a month, then a hefty paw on 5% of all circulating DOGE, God willing and the creek don’t rise. It’s a plan bold enough to make your cousin Ed, who still denies Bitcoin, choke on his beef jerky.

Backed by the Dogecoin Foundation and its business-minded kennel, House of Doge, CleanCore’s treasury is now the largest DOGE hoard in existence. Supposedly they’re doing all this to boost DOGE adoption, real-world usage-paying for things, making tokens, and sending money across lands. Or maybe they just really like the funny dog. 🤷‍♂️🐶

The market naturally got shinier eyes than a hungry raccoon, and CleanCore stock shot up 38% in after-hours trading-suggesting there are more believers in the Doge than in low-fat bacon.

Meanwhile, DOGE sits pretty near $0.24 after busting out of its symmetrical triangle. (Yes, the coin can break math, too.) Savvy chart-watchers expect DOGE could fetch up to $0.33 if it can bounce better than my last check at the bank.

This DOGE binge rides on the back of CleanCore’s fresh $175 million PIPE funding (not an actual plumbing pipe, but, heck, it moves money just as fast). Eighty-odd venture capitalists threw their hats in, betting DOGE will be the office water cooler of corporate reserves.

Timothy Stebbing-Dogecoin Foundation top dog-now sits on CleanCore’s board, ready to keep things from barking up the wrong tree. House of Doge and 21Shares are along for the ride, offering financial wisdom, or at least, advice on how not to chase your own tail.

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2025-09-09 11:11