Oh, Worldcoin – Sam Altman’s crypto-AI lovechild – just went from zero to hero in 48 hours, thanks to a fancy exchange listing and a treasury move so bold, it’d make a Broadway musical blush! 🎭
Is $WLD the next big thing? Will it drag other AI tokens like $SUBBD into the stratosphere? Stay tuned, folks, because this circus is just getting started! 🎪
Let’s schmooze about it!
Worldcoin’s Rocket Ride: Upbit Listing and a $250M Wall Street Hug 💼💸
On September 9, 2025, Worldcoin (WLD) shot up like a rocket 🚀 (20% gain, baby!) after landing on Upbit, South Korea’s crypto kingpin. Trading pairs in $KRW, $BTC, and $USDT went live faster than you can say “kimchi.” Deposits and withdrawals? Check. Ethereum, Optimism, and its own blockchain? Double check. 🌐

This isn’t just a listing – it’s a vote of confidence in crypto after regulators played hardball. And hey, maybe they’re buying into Altman’s wild dream of a ‘universal human ID’ for everyone. Even your goldfish. 🐠

With Orbs, Worldcoin’s already scanned 15M eyeballs. That’s a lot of humans… or robots in disguise. 🤖
Eightco’s $250M Bet: Wall Street’s Gone Crypto-Crazy! 🎲💰
Just as $WLD was heating up, Eightco Holdings dropped a bombshell: a $250M private placement to make Worldcoin its treasury BFF. And BitMine chipped in $20M because, why not? They even hired Wall Street’s Dan Ives as chairman and rebranded to $ORBS. Talk about a glow-up! ✨

Their game plan? Bet on a future where $WLD isn’t just a token, but the backbone of entire ecosystems. Bold? Yes. Risky? Like skydiving without a parachute. 🪂
For now, it’s working. $WLD surged, trading volume jumped 257%, and the price? To the moon! 🌕

Analysts say $WLD could hit $4 – a 200% jump! But hey, don’t bet your grandmother’s dentures on it. 👵
Worldcoin’s eye-scanning Orbs are like something out of a sci-fi flick, proving you’re human without stealing your soul. Privacy? They claim it’s safe. We’ll see. 👀
And let’s not forget $SUBBD, the AI darling ready to shake up the $85B content creation market. Because who needs humans when you have AI influencers? 🤖✨
SUBBD Token ($SUBBD): AI’s New BFF in the $85B Content Game 🎥🤖
SUBBD Token ($SUBBD) is the hot new kid on the block, bringing AI tools to content creators in an $85B market. Fans and creators can finally bond over exclusive content, staking perks, and AI livestreams. It’s like a party, but with robots. 🎉

Perks include:
- VIP staking (because who doesn’t love VIP?)
- Discounts (cha-ching! 💸)
- Multipliers (math, but make it fun)
- Early access (be the first to see the AI-generated chaos)
Presale’s past $1.1M, tokens at $0.0564. Jump in before the AI takes over! 🤖
Worldcoin’s Grand Vision: The Future’s Looking Biometric 🌍👁️
Upbit’s listing and Eightco’s $250M bet show Worldcoin’s on a rocket to the stars. Altman’s biometric dream aligns perfectly with our AI-obsessed future. Will it stick? Only time (and your eyeballs) will tell. ⏳
Either way, projects like $SUBBD are poised to ride the wave. Just remember: DYOR. This ain’t financial advice, it’s a comedy show! 🎭
Authored by Bogdan Patru, Bitcoinist – https://bitcoinist.com/wall-street-buys-250m-worldcoin-subbd-primed-to-soar/
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