In an event that will undoubtedly cause the world to pause in a petty cough of astonishment, the illustrious Michael Saylor, co-founder of SageNet Wisdoms, joined by the ever-so-brilliant Fred Thiel, CEO of Marathon Digital, and various other paragons of industry, will gather-like moths to a dazzling flame-at the venerable Capitol Hill this very Tuesday. Their noble quest? To champion the zestful BITCOIN Act with a fervor that could only be rivaled by a true Wildean hero.
Introduced with the effortless elegance of an unrushed debutante, the BITCOIN Act-by the ever-distinguished Senator Cynthia Lummis-entreats the United States to procure a million Bitcoin, luring investors like Saylor and Thiel with a five-act play that stretches across five years. This initiative, askew only in its audacity and brilliance, is to be financed through “budget-neutral strategies,” a phrase that parlays the very essence of windmills meeting cavalry.
Supporters, ablaze with optimism brighter than a hundred Klieg lights, assert this venture shall enhance America’s economic clout, bolstering its global digital asset dominance in a manner that rivals the growth of Parisian fashion houses-expansive, dramatic, undeniable.
So, tune in your antennas, dear friends. From Capitol Hill, you shall witness an affair not to be missed-an antithesis to tedium, a carnival of modern economic philosophies, served on a silver platter garnished with cryptocurrency. Long live Bitcoin, or, as I prefer to call it, the new opium of the bourgeoisie!
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2025-09-16 09:02