Bitcoin: The Digital Gold That’s More Volatile Than a Teenage Mood Swing 🚀💸

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Top Financial news aggregator Walter Bloomberg, the financial equivalent of a weather vane in a hurricane, believes that the leading cryptocurrency Bitcoin now has a 70% chance of reaching new all-time highs within the next two weeks. 🤯

With BTC trading near $117,000, optimism is rising as strong ETF inflows and growing futures activity hint at a bullish run ahead. Because nothing says “investment” like watching a digital token dance to the tune of Wall Street’s whims. 🕺

FED Rate Cut & ETF Inflows Strengthen the Bullish Case

The Federal Reserve’s first interest rate cut in nine months has boosted hopes for a Bitcoin bull run, pushing its price towards the all-time high of $124,000 as more money enters the market. Because nothing says “economic stability” like cutting rates and hoping a digital token saves the day. 🧠💸

Adding to the optimism, Bitcoin spot ETFs have attracted nearly $3.04 billion in inflows over the past two weeks, showing that institutional interest remains strong despite a bearish September. Because who needs actual value when you can have a “safe” bet on a 12-year-old’s crypto portfolio? 🧑‍💻

According to Walter Bloomberg, this surge in demand is a clear sign that Bitcoin could be at the start of a bigger rally, rather than approaching its peak. Because nothing says “caution” like a 70% chance of a crash. 🚨

Two Possible Paths for Bitcoin

Backing the bullish analysis, market researcher Axel Adler Jr. noted that Bitcoin’s price action suggests two possible paths in the near term: a period of sideways consolidation or a step-by-step uptrend. Because nothing says “predictability” like a cryptocurrency that’s either stuck in neutral or trying to break free. 🚗💨

While both scenarios imply stability rather than sharp drops, he noted that a strong close above $117,500 could confirm a breakout, lowering the risk of major pullbacks. Because who needs drama when you can have a boring, predictable crash? 😴

History Suggests Bigger Peaks Ahead

Looking beyond short-term moves, Coinpedia’s report may provide clues about what comes next. After each halving, BTC has historically peaked roughly 1,064 days later: 📅

  • 2017: Bitcoin surged before crashing by 84% 🧨
  • 2021: BTC hit $69,000 before sliding 77% to $15,000 📉

Following the April 2024 halving, Bitcoin seems to be following this rhythm again. If history repeats, the next major top could arrive around late September or October 2025, potentially reaching $140,000-$150,000. Because nothing says “sustainability” like a 100% chance of a crash in 18 months. 😈

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2025-09-19 10:09