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What to know (spoiler: it’s a lot of blobs):

  • Fusaka is tentatively launching Dec. 3, after October’s test runs on three public networks. Fingers crossed they don’t crash like my Wi-Fi. 🙏
  • Two Blob Parameter Only (BPO) forks will follow, cranking blob limits from 6/9 to 14/21. No new software needed-because who has time for updates? 😅
  • This is Ethereum’s latest scaling flex, following Dencun and Pectra. More BPOs are on the menu, like a crypto buffet. 🍽️

Ethereum devs have confirmed the Fusaka upgrade roadmap during their ACDC call (because nothing says “serious business” like a punny acronym). The plan? Scale the blockchain into oblivion by December, with blob capacity boosts to follow. 🚀

Before mainnet activation, Fusaka will get a trial run on three public testnets in October. If they don’t melt down, mainnet hits Dec. 3. Devs warned: exact timing is “TBD” (Translation: we’re winging it). 🤷‍♂️

Blob Capacity Expansion via BPO Forks (aka “More Blobs, Less Drama”)

Fusaka itself won’t touch blob parameters, but the BPO forks will. First, BPO-1 raises blob limits to 10/15. Then BPO-2 slaps it up to 14/21. It’s like a blob gym membership-incremental gains, no pain. 💪

These changes are based on Fusaka Devnet-5’s performance (let’s hope it didn’t cry during testing). The goal? Expand blob capacity without client updates. Because devs know you’re too lazy to click “Update Now.” 😂

Blobs, introduced in March’s Dencun upgrade, let Ethereum store rollup data more efficiently. Translation: cheaper transactions for layer-2 users. Finally, something that makes sense! 🎉

Looking Ahead (Because Ethereum Never Slows Down)

Christine Kim, the crypto oracle of X, noted more BPOs are on the roadmap. Only two are confirmed for now-because Ethereum loves to keep things mysterious. 🕵️‍♀️

For the full Fusaka timeline, check Ethereum’s public notes. It’s like a choose-your-own-adventure, but with code. 📚

This rollout follows May’s Pectra upgrade (validator staking changes and account abstraction-yawn, but necessary). Ethereum’s still obsessed with scaling and efficiency. Who knew blockchain could be so… *thrilling*? 🤯

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