Hairdresser Turned Crypto Conman: The Saga of Javed Habib’s Hair-raising Scam

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In a twist that could hardly be more amusing if it weren’t so lamentably criminal, the venerable hairstylist Javed Habib, a name synonymous with coiffure and coiffed, now finds himself embroiled in a scandal of a far more lucrative sort – a multi-crore cryptocurrency scheme that would make even the most seasoned con artists tip their hairnets in admiration.

Ah, the glamour of high society! Picture this: a glittering assembly at the Royal Palace Banquet Hall, where the star of salons and scalp wonders-Javed himself-whipped up a congregation of about 150 hopeful souls, all eager to turn their hair dreams into dollar signs via Bitcoin and Binance. Yes, while some men scale the heights of fashion, others are scaling the heights of fraud, promising unprecedented returns of fifty to seventy-five percent within a year, enchanted by Habib’s reputation like cats in a fishmonger’s window.

The Great Disappearance Act: When Funds Vanished into Thin Air

The plot thickened, as most fraudulent schemes tend to do, and the curtains came down-prematurely, it appears-when investors demanded their promised riches and found the company suddenly as absent as one of Habib’s finest hair tips. Reports from Superintendent KK Bishnoi reveal that a troupe of the financially gullible approached the police, bearing tales of being swindled out of lakhs of rupees, their dreams-like their investments-washed away in a tide of deceit.

The Investigative Circus Continues

Complaints have poured in-each more dramatic than the last-by so-called victims now scratching their heads and wondering if they were secretly auditioning for a new reality show called “Crypto Fools.” The investigation, led by the formidable Additional SP Alok Bhati, is as eager as a barber with a straight razor to get to the bottom of this tangled mess of digital dollars and broken trust. Authorities are diligently trying to trace the scattered crumbs of cash and locate the elusive Mr. Habib’s hair-raising accomplices.

Legal Hammer Well and Truly Dropped

Now, with charges filed under the grim banner of serious fraud and cheating, the scene is set for a showdown with justice-though one suspects the final act will be more about explanations than haircuts. The police have extended an open invitation for anyone with tidbits to spill, promising that, in the world of crypto scams, silence is rarely golden.

Meanwhile, this ongoing theatrical production serves as a rather dazzling reminder-if one needed reminding-that blindly trusting big names in the glitzy realm of cryptocurrency can leave one looking like a bad haircut: utterly ruined and difficult to fix. 💇‍♂️💸

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2025-09-24 11:33