Bitcoin’s price, as bold as a bumblebee in a hurricane, set a new historic record-$124,000 per BTC on Aug. 14. A triumph so grand, even the moon might tip its hat. But alas, resistance at $120,000 stands like a stubborn mule, refusing to budge. The bulls, it seems, lack the grit of a determined squirrel.
Meanwhile, daily trading volume surged like a caffeinated squirrel on a mission, meeting profit-takers and buy-the-dip enthusiasts. The first week of September and the last ten days of this month saw chaos so wild, it could’ve been a circus act. This chaos, however, kept BTC’s support level just above $110,000-like a lifeline for a drowning duck.
But when will Bitcoin rally to the 2025 highs? Experts predict $150,000, and some even dare to dream of $200,000. Aye, they’re as optimistic as a man with a lottery ticket and a tin cup. Lark Davis, with his 1.4 million followers, warns, “The worst time to panic? Now. Because, you know, logic.”
Here’s the skinny: Bitcoin’s social sentiment is bullish, like a dog with a bone. It’s consolidating its August highs, and the world holds its breath. But let’s not forget the real hero of this tale-Donald Trump’s son, Eric, who claims Q4 will be “unbelievable.” Aye, he’s as certain as a man who’s never owned a bitcoin.
Trump Predicts ‘Unbelievable’ BTC Rally
The Trump clan, ever the trendsetters, has thrown its weight behind crypto, riding the coattails of Dad’s crypto escapades. Eric Trump, with his 2.5 million followers, declared Q4 will be “unbelievable.” His reasoning? “The money supply is skyrocketing!” And eventually, Bitcoin will “surpass a million dollars.” Aye, and the moon’ll turn to cheese.
“Fourth quarter has always been the best for crypto,” he added, as if the calendar itself were a financial advisor.
Eric, a man of many hats (and blockchain ventures), speaks with the confidence of a man who’s never seen a bear market. Altcoin Gordon, with his 814K followers, chimes in: “My source at the White House says Q4 will be HUGE. Like, *huge*.”
Other analysts, like Jack Mallers, predict Bitcoin will go “nuclear” before 2025 ends. Aye, and the sun’ll rise in the west. Meanwhile, Standard Chartered and Bernstein are bullish for $180k-$200k BTC. Aye, and the cows’ll fly.
Gaza Peace Dividend Trump Bump?
Meanwhile, the internet buzzes with tales of a Gaza peace plan from the Trump White House. Unusual Whales, with his 2.5 million followers, claims, “BREAKING: Trump plans to end the Gaza war. Per WaPo.” Aye, and the Pope’s a crypto bro.
Geopolitical tensions, like a bad haircut, have dragged down markets. But when peace arrives, markets rally like a kid on Christmas morning. “Peace dividend,” they call it. Aye, and the stock market’ll dance the hula.
Plus, “Uptober” and the “Santa Claus rally” are coming. Aye, and the markets’ll be as merry as a drunk elf.
US Strategic Bitcoin Reserve
As Trump’s team pumps Q4’s “yuge” rally, the US government’s Bitcoin reserve looms like a ghost in the machine. The Strategic Bitcoin Reserve, 200K BTC, is a bullish factor so strong, it could make a rock weep.
Coinbase’s Brian Armstrong once said governments might hold Bitcoin “equal to or greater than gold.” Aye, and the moon’ll be made of cheese. Galaxy Digital’s white paper calls it a “major bullish factor.” Aye, and the sky’ll fall.
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2025-09-29 16:43