Will Bitcoin Outshine Gold? Spoiler: It’s Complicated (But Hilarious) 💰🚀

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In the grand theater of human folly and ambition, Bitcoin, that curious electronic chimera, has lately been found to dance in a slow, deliberate shadow of gold-its ancient, stubborn cousin-with a delay of eight weeks. The sagacious investor Ted Pillows, an oracle of the modern age, proclaimed this connection aloud this very week. Such a revelation means that the price of Bitcoin may, like a bashful suitor, imitate gold’s recent exaltations, perhaps making its own ascent by the waning days of November.

“Observe,” said Pillows, “gold now scales new summits, unmindful of earthly cares, and Bitcoin, the faithful tardy follower, prepares to mimic this heralded climb.” Yet, he tempered this prophecy with a word of caution: lunar corrections may visit before crypto’s final grand ball in the fourth quarter.

Gold, that hoarder of human hopes and despairs, set a new peak of $3,900 per ounce just this past Wednesday-a monument to mankind’s age-old belief that shiny things possess inherent virtue.

“$BTC has been highly correlated to Gold with an 8-week lag.

Right now, Gold is hitting new highs, which means Bitcoin will do this next.

Maybe we could see another correction, but overall Q4 will be big for Bitcoin.

– Ted (@TedPillows) September 30, 2025

When Shall Bitcoin Reach the Zenith?

Chris Burniske, a modern philosopher wrapped in venture capitalist garb, mused that if Bitcoin were to set out to catch gold, then the hour had come. One might almost hear the clock ticking on the stage of the crypto operetta.

“Gold has a head start, but we all know how it will end,” added Luke Martin, a trader whose confidence is rivaled only by his brevity.

Last moon’s cycle, the analyst Miles Deutscher likened gold’s relentless climb to an anchor dragging Bitcoin reluctantly upward after its allotted pause. Since the dawn of this year, gold has swelled by an impressive 47%-a feat most remarkable for the usually ponderous metal. Bitcoin, the digital sprinter, lags with its modest 27%. How humbling it is for the fiery youth to follow the old timer!

“The good news for Bitcoin is that sooner or later, gold will get tired,” chuckled Charlie Morris of ByteTree, perhaps imagining gold as an old marathoner gasping for breath.

Earlier, Joe Consorti, the growth czar of Theya, remarked that Bitcoin shadows gold’s whims with a lag of 100 to 150 days, explaining: “When the money printer bellows, gold, with the nose of a hound, scents it first, then Bitcoin trots behind, panting.”

“The stage is set with monetary easing and seller exhaustion, eerily reminiscent of last year’s spectacle when Bitcoin vaulted past $100,000,” he declared, eyes gleaming.

“If Bitcoin follows October’s pattern, by Halloween we may see $150,000 lurking in the shadows.”

October has dawned, and Bitcoin is off like a hare from the traps.

Monetary easing and seller exhaustion give BTC the same macro backdrop as last year’s surge past $100k.

If BTC rises by October’s historical average, $150,000 by Halloween may be in store.

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– Joe Consorti (@JoeConsorti) October 1, 2025

The Golden Mystery: Why the Surge?

The rise of gold prices is no mere whimsy. Trade tempests brewed by tariffs from the Trumpian era have disturbed the market’s seas. Central banks, those ancient sorcerers of wealth, have busily stocked their vaults with the precious metal, spurred by waves of economic and geopolitical unrest.

Meanwhile, the US dollar, once the proud stallion of global finance, has stumbled, weakening by twelve percent over the year, while inflation nags like an unrelenting specter. Investors, seeking sanctuary from the storm, have flocked to gold’s golden embrace.

For believers in the digital age’s new messiah, Bitcoin’s fortunes often rise when gold rises, and as the year winds down with the festive cheer of a bull market, one might expect Bitcoin to dance gleefully behind its ancient mentor-albeit with a mischievous grin and perhaps a wink. After all, what could possibly go wrong? 🕺💸

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2025-10-02 10:37