OranjeBTC, a company which has somehow managed to accumulate a suspiciously large pile of bitcoin (3,650, to be precise – as if anyone actually *counts* them), is apparently attempting to become publicly traded on Brazil’s B3 stock exchange on October 7th. This is either a stroke of genius, or the financial equivalent of trying to sell ice to penguins. Possibly both.
OranjeBTC to Debut as Largest Bitcoin Treasury Company in Brazil and Latin America
The world, as we all know, is currently experiencing a slight flurry of interest in the whole “companies hoarding bitcoin” fad. It’s a bit like collecting bottle caps, only with significantly more existential angst. OranjeBTC is determined to be at the forefront of this, even though it remains unclear *why*. They’re aiming to be the go-to place for institutional investors who suddenly decide they need a convenient proxy for the wonderfully volatile world of bitcoin. A truly sensible plan. 🤔
While Meliuz, a Brazilian company famous for, uh, giving you money back when you buy things, dipped a toe into the bitcoin waters, OranjeBTC is diving headfirst. They aren’t just *considering* bitcoin, they’re building their entire corporate identity around it. Which feels…committed. They’re leveraging a “reverse IPO” with a school chain (Intergraus – presumably to teach students about the perils and promises of decentralized finance). Their stock ticker? OBTC3. Because, of course. 🙄
Analysts are cautiously observing this with the detached amusement of people watching a particularly ambitious hamster. Will anyone actually *buy* stock in a company whose primary asset is a digitally scarce internet token? The previous attempt at a bitcoin-related stock surge (Meliuz) fizzled out faster than a damp firework. Which is not encouraging.
Guilherme Gomes, OranjeBTC’s CEO (a former Bridgewater Associates type, naturally), boldly proclaims that bitcoin will “change financial systems as we know it.” This is a statement that is simultaneously remarkably optimistic and utterly terrifying. He also believes that his company is a vital conduit for investors. Because who needs direct ownership when you can have…indirect ownership through a stock? It’s progress, of a sort. 🤷
They’ve secured a frankly alarming $385 million in funding from the Winklevoss twins (still at it!), Adam Back (another bitcoin veteran), FalconX, and a Mexican millionaire. The recent, entirely predictable, upswing in bitcoin’s price has, unsurprisingly, put them “in the green.” Which is good. Unless, of course, you were betting against it. Then it’s just deeply awkward. 💸
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2025-10-05 13:08