Hold onto your popcorn, folks. In what may be the most dramatic episode of “Crypto & Crimes,” Sam Bankman-Fried (SBF) decided to basically drop a mic from behind bars. That’s right – the FTX wizard, currently enjoying a cozy 25-year vacation (talk about Netflix and prison), has decided to spill the tea on his own arrest. And no, it’s not just about bad decisions and dodgy crypto.
He took to GETTR (because where else?) to declare that his incarceration was a political game. Because nothing says “fun” like a billionaire crying conspiracy theory, right? SBF now claims the Biden administration basically arrested him to shut him up before some big legislative dance – because apparently, he’s just that influential. 💥
According to the royal “insider,” Sam’s political views have been all over the map. In 2020, he was all about being center-left, but by 2022, Gensler’s crypto crackdown and the Biden DOJ made him switch sides faster than you change TV channels during commercials. Spoiler alert: he secretly started donating millions to the other guys – the Republicans. Shocking, I know.
He says, “In 2020, I was center-left. By 2022-having seen Gensler/Biden’s crypto raid-I was a centrist, and I secretly sent tens of millions to Republicans.” Just casually handing out millions like it’s Monopoly money. CBS reports he dropped a cool $40 million in 2022, with most of it supporting Democrats, because, why not keep everyone guessing? 😂
SBF’s Claim: The Arrest Was Just Political Shenanigans
Fast forward to the timing – SBF asserts his arrest was perfectly choreographed, happening just before a crypto bill was set to get a vote and right before he was scheduled to testify in Congress. Coincidence? Nah, probably a plot to silence him and cover up something more interesting.
Republican House folks aren’t buying the “accident,” demanding the SEC hand over communications. But surprise! Gensler’s phone got wiped (because who doesn’t love a good anonymous data wipe?) wiping out all the texts from October 2022 to September 2023. Handy, right?
Meanwhile, our dear Sam remains a guest of the state, serving that 25-year sentence, still guilty as charged on seven criminal counts. Guess he’s found a new way to stay in the headlines: prison edition. 🎥
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2025-10-17 01:23