Imagine, if you will, my infinitely organizing little brother, excited as a child in a candy store when Pi Network burst onto the scene a while back. It was like old school Facebook for cryptocurrency enthusiasts-buzzing with potential, twinkling with mystery. And people flocked, flocked like desperate bees to… well, a honeypot leaking address verification problems. 🐝
Among these crowds of eager pioneers, there were those who had been plugging away at their computers, the lungs heaving while they waited to hear about their verification-their golden ticket. Some waited weeks, some more, only to be met with the cold shoulder of rejection. The internet isn’t kind, as you know, and here they were, shouting into the void about their woes. Now, in a beautifully orchestrated twist, the bright folks at Pi Network have come out of the shadows with an update, shedding light on the treacherous, twisting path to KYC paradise.
The New Angels of Verified Pioneers
The recently leaked memo from the Pi Network Brain Trust boasts an additional 3.36 million individuals who’ve danced the graceless tango of Know-Your-Consumer and lived to tell the tale. Their secret weapon? A newly unleashed system process (we’re talking complex AI models here, and not your grandma’s metal detector)-making over 4.76 million Tentative KYC’ers eligible for true verification glory.
“Dive into a world of advanced AI models and under-the-hood screenshot scrutiny, confirming each pioneer’s identity in a manner so complex it might as well be black magic.”
Such procedures serve a noble cause: preventing those pesky cheating accounts run by little Billy’s fifth closet-poet alter ego and reinforcing their “one account per person” mantra. Fairness for honest, human pioneers, they proclaimed, as if they were giving away free puppies. 😻
But of these jaunty 3.36 million number participants, only 2.69 million have ventured into the realm of Mainnet blockchain. Those lingering in the limbo must complete three remaining tasks: verify if they passed, check their Mainnet Checklist, and embrace “liveness checks” like a photo shoot for an identity card.
Price Update: Not the Best Pi Day Gift
Alas, despite their best valiant efforts, Pi Network’s native token seemed to exist in a perpetual state of free fall-a financial Pluto, nigh on unreachable. It’s nosedived over 93% from its lofty February heights and is teetering just above $0.20. Brace yourselves; the token release schedule for the next month doesn’t portend doomsday, with four million units dished out daily-less than a persistent summer shower. Some burden lifts off those mid-release investors, likely using the extra paws to scratch at their distressed wallets.
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2025-10-24 10:55