In a twist befitting the most absurd Victorian novel, we find ourselves contemplating the curious case of the missing XRP from tomorrow’s glittering parade of ETF approvals. Meanwhile, Litecoin and Hedera are strutting onto NASDAQ stage right on cue, with Canary Funds proudly announcing their début-because nothing says fiscal stability like digital tokens prancing about in the financial amphitheatre, right? LTC and HBAR, the latest starlets after Ethereum, are set to make their debut with the solemn blessing of the Canary Funds, who evidently believe in the power of spectacle.
Bloomberg’s erudite Senior ETF Analyst, Eric Balchunas, has confirmed that the NYSE is diligently granting certificates to a new crop of crypto ETFs-Bitwise’s Solana (SOL), Grayscale’s GSOL, and their ilk. It appears they’re all lining up to pirouette onto the grand stage, barring a last-minute apparition of the SEC’s shadowy intervention. But one suspect remains conspicuously absent: XRP. The community is left to ponder, with a soupçon of sarcasm, whether the SEC is perhaps too busy playing hide-and-seek with the elusive piece of the puzzle.
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This parade, gallantly marching past the chaos of a government shutdown, invites skepticism-how on earth can such progress be made when Federal employees are presumably busy playing solitaire? Eleanor Terrett, with her characteristic dry wit, suggests that certain legal provisions are like that charming uncle who always manages to smuggle cake at family gatherings-they sidestep the usual rules, letting ETFs strut their stuff regardless of government compliance. The Securities Exchange Act of 1934, that old relic, and its loyal sidekick, the S-1 form, allow shares to be registered and launched without the SEC’s fussing-because evidently, bureaucracy is just a pesky inconvenience until after the parties are over.
So, while the nation’s capital is gridlocked, the financial markets continue their covert ballet-unbothered, unrestrained, and possibly secretly reveling in the chaos. But not everyone is clapping in unison, oh no-a certain digital asset community is less than thrilled. Enter the XRP aficionados, forever kept in the dark, forever on the sidelines-except when they’re lamenting their perpetual exclusion from the glitzy headlines.
I had a strong feeling XRP Spot ETFs would not be next. There are always delays when it comes to XRP. Always held back.
– bill morgan (@Belisarius2020) October 27, 2025
Bill Morgan, with the rakish charm of a seasoned lawyer, notes that XRP’s fortunes tend to mirror Bitcoin’s tumultuous dance-an elegant waltz of hope and despair. Even the gleaming approval of new ETF listings might do little to lift XRP’s spirits if Bitcoin decides to indulge in a downward plunge, proving that in the game of crypto, fate remains a fickle mistress.
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2025-10-28 07:22