Shiba Inu Dodges Disaster (Again) – What’s Next? 🤔

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Well, well, well… Shiba Inu (SHIB) somehow survived October without adding another zero to its price. 🎉 I mean, seriously, who saw that coming? After crashing to $0.00000955-because, of course it did-it clawed its way back to $0.0000102 and just… stayed there. Not exactly a moon mission, but for a meme coin that’s been flirting with disaster all year, I guess not imploding counts as a win? 🙄

October’s drop was a measly 15%-practically a spa day compared to the usual altcoin bloodbath. 📉 And yet, here we are: flat volume, volatility tighter than my jeans after Thanksgiving, and an RSI that just won’t quit. Sound familiar? Yeah, because in May, this snooze-fest setup somehow turned into a 35% pump. Because crypto. 🤷‍♂️

The Bollinger Bands are so tight you’d think they were auditioning for a corset commercial. Daily middle at $0.00001014, upper edge at $0.00001178-bulls are staring at that line like it’s the last slice of pizza. Break it? Maybe a 20-25% move. Fail? Well, at least the memes will be spicy. 🌶️

Meanwhile, the bottom of the range has held strong since May, tested three times like a bad comedian at an open mic night-and yet, here we still are. Resilient? Or just stubborn? You decide.

November: The Month SHIB Forgets It’s a Joke

Ah, November-Shiba Inu’s “lucky” month. 🍀 Because nothing says “sound investment strategy” like relying on historical meme patterns. In 2024, it gained 48.8%. In 2021? A cool 833%. Average gain? Over 170%. So, if the stars align, the magic internet money algorithm spits out $0.00001062 as the “first spark” and $0.0000123 as the “checkpoint.” Because, you know, that’s totally how finance works. 💸

The best part? This whole thing usually starts right after everyone stops paying attention. Classic SHIB-always sneaking in when you least expect it, like an uninvited guest at a party. 🎪

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2025-11-02 17:54