🚀 XRP Whales’ Secret Plot Revealed: ETFs & Sudden Price Plunges 💸😍

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November has rolled in like a grumpy old man with a pocket full of matches, and it’s about to set the altcoin world on fire. XRP, that cheeky little ticker, is strutting at the front of the parade, juggling ETF filings like a tiny acrobatic squirrel with a megaphone.

ETF Shenanigans

Behold the latest wriggles from the 21Shares circus! Just like a child’s birthday surprise that’s missing the cake, their new application zooms toward November 27 like a chocolate-coated rocket. But hold your marzipan-unless the SEC sneezes chocolate sauce into the cake, it’ll be here sooner than a lemon drop in a pawnbroker’s window.

21SHARES UNLEASHES AN ETF CONCOCTION 🐔

NOV 27 DATE WAVED LIKE A MAGIC WAND… UNLESS THE SEC SNEEZE 💣

– The Wolfy Wabbit (@scottmelker) November 7, 2025

Meanwhile, Franklin Templeton zaps their S-1 filing like a disco ball in a spaghetti factory and parks it neatly under the DTCC’s cozy cloak of bureaucracy. It’s all very dramatic, isn’t it?

Polymarket, that giggly market oracle, still thinks the XRP ETF is as inevitable as birthday balloons on a party day. Chances of it dancing into the US markets this year? 99%-like a zesty lemonade stand at the end of summer. Industry “experts,” meanwhile, flap their posh aprons and claim the first ETF might launch next week. Cue the champagne fountains and rogue seagulls.

But Dread Lurks

Despite all this glitter and ticker wizardry, XRP’s whale friends-those blowhole-spritzing traders-have been selling like they’re hosting a taupe-themed clearance sale. Ali Martinez, that cub reporter with a clipboard louder than a trombone, says they’ve offloaded 500,000 tokens in 48 hours. Imagine that: a whale so broke it needs a credit card to calculate its worth!

Analysts now frown like a soggy biscuit man in a drought. XRP’s little bounce from $2.10 feels as reliable as a goat’s attempt to do ballet. Martinez, grumbling like a teapot on a Monday, whispers that $2.00 might be the new bedtime story. IncomeSharks agrees, saying the $1.90-$2 range is as inviting as a washtub filled with lemonade-and just as sticky.

$XRP SLIDING LIKE A NAKED TOAD IN BUTTER! 🐸

– Ali (@ali_charts) November 8, 2025

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2025-11-08 13:31