Behold, the proletariat of the digital realm, their pockets heavy with the weight of hope, as the great Arthur Hayes, a prophet of the crypto wilderness, proclaims: “The abyss has been conquered, and the $80,000 pit was but a fleeting nightmare!” 🧟♂️
$80,000 Was The Bottom As Dollar Liquidity Turns
In the hallowed halls of Milk Road Show, Hayes, the savior of the downtrodden, declared that the “institutional bid” was but a mirage-a leveraged basis trade, as fleeting as a snowflake in a furnace. 🧊🔥 “The dollar’s liquidity has found its footing, and the downtrodden may now ascend!” he cried, as if addressing a crowd of weary workers. 🕊️
“The $80,000 dip was but a test,” he mused, “a trial by fire for the weak-hearted. Now, the tide turns, and the masses shall feast on $250,000 dreams!” 🍞💰
Hayes, the modern-day prophet, still clings to his vision of $200k-$250k, a beacon of hope in a world of chaos. “If I’m wrong, so be it,” he shrugged, “for I am long, and the market shall decide my fate!” 🤷♂️
At the time of his prophecy, Bitcoin danced above $90K, a fleeting joy for the masses. Yet Hayes, the sage, warned of the deceitful ETF flow charts, which lured the retail proletariat into false hope. “The giants of finance, Brevan Howard and Goldman Sachs, played their games, not as benevolent patrons, but as wolves in sheep’s clothing!” 🐺🧣
“They bought ETFs, pledged them as collateral, and shorted futures-oh, the irony! A 7-10% annual profit, while the Fed’s funds slumbered at 4%!” 📊💸
When the futures basis crumbled, the game ended, and the retail masses wept, believing the institutions had turned their backs. “Retail thinks, ‘Institutions loved Bitcoin in summer, now they hate it in fall!’ But they know not the game’s rules!” 🤯
Hayes, ever the critic, lambasted the “listed digital asset treasury” companies, whose stock issuances were as hollow as a hollowed-out promise. “New issuance became a curse, and the buyers fled, leaving only shadows in their wake!” 🕳️
Macro Conditions Are The Key Catalyst
Against this microcosm of despair, Hayes unveiled a macro tale of woe. A trillion dollars of liquidity vanished, as the Treasury’s TGA refilled and the Fed tightened its grip. “A tale of two years: 2023, where Yellen saved the day with T-bills, and 2025, where Bessent faced a barren sea!” 🌊
“Now, the TGA is restored, and the Fed has paused its dance of destruction. The liquidity chart has found its bottom, and the future is bright!” 🌞
Yet, the Trump administration’s promises remain a riddle, a tale yet to be told. “Will the credit flood in, or will it be a mirage?” Hayes pondered, as JPMorgan’s promises glimmered like a distant star. 🌟
On the October 10 crash, Hayes scoffed, “A lesson for the unprepared, not a conspiracy! ‘If you trade leveraged crypto, you shall be liquidated!’ he warned, as if lecturing a child.” 💸💥
For now, Hayes’ thesis is simple: the ETF trade is gone, leverage is flushed, and the macro tide turns. “The market, once a beast of chaos, now leans toward Bitcoin!” 🐉📈
At press time, BTC traded at $91,004, a number as fleeting as a dream. 🌙
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