The wretched coin, battered by storms of doubt, clings to the $90,000 cliff like a desperate sailor clinging to a mast. Bulls chant hymns of hope, eyes glazed with the fervor of true believers 🐂.
BTIG’s prophets chant of a $100,000 utopia, as if the markets heed the prayers of mortals 📈. Jonathan Krinsky, their soothsayer, claims a “reflex rally” is nigh-because nothing says “reflex” like a chart drawn by wishful hands.
History whispers that November 26th cradles the seed of rebirth 🌱. Bitcoin, ever the phoenix, allegedly rises as the year dies. A seasonal farce? Or a script written by traders high on their own supply?
Strategy, once MicroStrategy, now a phoenix in the eyes of BTIG 🦚. Buy! Buy! Buy! they scream, while the stock dances to its own tragic rhythm.
Thanksgiving arrives, and with it, the digital assets’ pulse quickens 🦃. A “momentum reset,” they call it. Translation: Gamblers roll the dice again.
Rekt Capital grins like a cat, declaring $94,180 the gate to Eden 🚪. Cross it, and 2025 glows green! But beware-walls of $93,500 loom, hungry for weak hands.
Enter Mike McGlone, Bloomberg’s bard, crooning a dirge of $50,000 🎻. The S&P 500’s slumber spells doom! Volatility sleeps, but will it wake a beast?
So rally, fools! Or flee! The market is a circus, and we’re all clowns 🤡. 🌌
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