Strategy Buys 10,624 BTC: Here’s How Much It’s Worth Now! 🤯💰

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Ah, dear Strategy (formerly called MicroStrategy), the company that can’t resist flaunting its Bitcoin buying habits like a proud rooster strutting around the barnyard. This time, they’ve outdone themselves, announcing a hefty purchase of 10,624 shiny Bitcoin for a mind-boggling $963 million. Yes, you heard it right-$90,615 per coin! If you didn’t faint, you’re a braver soul than I.

And let’s not forget about Michael Saylor, the ever-enthusiastic cheerleader for the grand digital asset. He’s the one who’s constantly shouting from the rooftops about Bitcoin’s future. According to his latest proclamation, Strategy (let’s stick with that name now) has achieved a BTC Yield of 24.7% for the year 2025. Currently, they hold a grand total of 660,624 BTC. Yes, that’s right, over half a million! Just think of all the coffees they could buy with that. Well, assuming they’re not too busy counting their imaginary profits.

Strategy has acquired 10,624 BTC for ~$962.7 million at ~$90,615 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 24.7% YTD 2025. As of 12/7/2025, we hodl 660,624 $BTC acquired for ~$49.35 billion at ~$74,696 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC $STRK $STRF $STRD $STRE

– Michael Saylor (@saylor) December 8, 2025

Let’s take a trip down memory lane, shall we? Strategy started hoarding Bitcoin back in the balmy summer of 2022. They spent nearly $50 billion on this cryptographic treasure chest, all at the bargain price of $74,696 per coin. Ah, the good old days when Bitcoin was “just” $74,000 per unit. What a steal, right? 😏

Now, as we stand at the current moment, Strategy’s crypto stash is worth over $60 billion in USD. That means, at least on paper, they’ve made a tidy profit of about $10 billion. But hey, who’s counting? Certainly not Strategy. They’ve got more BTC than some small countries have cash in their reserves.

And lest we forget, their latest purchase puts their recent acquisitions to shame. Just last week, on December 1, they made headlines with a “modest” purchase of 130 BTC. But now, it’s a whole different ball game. They’re even setting up a USD Reserve worth $1.44 billion. This is so they can “support the payment of dividends on their preferred stock and interest on their enormous debt.” Because, as we all know, nothing says “success” like a massive pile of debt and Bitcoin.

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2025-12-08 17:58