You know you’re in a crypto winter when even the most optimistic trader’s coffee goes cold… until BTC decided to play a trick on everyone’s heart rates. One minute it’s “I’m rich!” the next it’s “I just paid $4 million for what?!”
BTC, like a toddler with a remote control, spiked by three grand in minutes, only to crash back down as if it remembered it’s still 2025 and nothing makes sense anymore. The chart? A Picasso of panic. Rejected at $90k? More like rejected by basic human logic.
Altcoins, not to be outdone in this circus, did their own interpretive dance of hope and despair. Up, down, sideways-basically every direction except profitable. And just like that, $300 million in positions went from “I’m a genius” to “I’ll just blame the Wi-Fi.”
Over 100k traders liquidated? That’s not a number-it’s a cry for help. Binance’s $4 million wipeout? A reminder that in crypto, FOMO turns into FOO (Fear Of Owning anything).
“Another exact tag of the Monthly open – getting rejected harshly.”
“Lows at $83k ain’t looking too safe.”
“Main idea remains short-term downside…”
– Jelle, the oracle of “I told you so”
CryptoJelleNL, the prophet of doom we didn’t ask for, says this might be the prelude to a $83k freefall. Because nothing says “confidence” like comparing your chart to a “Monthly open” and suddenly everyone’s terrified their laptop is about to combust.
Bottom line? This market’s more reliable than my ex’s text responses. Buckle up, or don’t-either way, you’ll regret it. 🤡💸
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2025-12-17 20:54