Bitcoin Senator Quits?! 🤯

So, Senator Cynthia Lummis – and you might know her as the ‘Bitcoin Senator’, largely because she repeatedly brought it up in Senate hearings, possibly to the bewilderment of her colleagues – has decided not to bother running for reelection in 2026. Apparently, six years is just… a lot of years. Who knew? 🤷‍♀️ She says she’s simply run out of oomph. Stamina, she calls it. I call it a perfectly reasonable excuse, frankly. It’s exhausting being a staunch advocate for digital currencies, especially when most people still think Bitcoin is something you mine with garden gnomes.

  • She announced it on X (formerly Twitter, because branding is hard). Apparently Wyoming was her “one-and-only priority” but sprinting through legislative sessions has left her a bit knackered.
  • The pro-crypto stance? Still very much there. She intends to spend her remaining time trying to get some actual crypto laws passed, and ideally onto Trump’s desk. Ambitious.
  • The crypto crowd is predictably full of praise. Even the White House’s AI and crypto czar (yes, that’s a real job) chimed in. Others… less so. Some people are suggesting things. It’s the internet.

According to a statement posted on what used to be Twitter, Senator Lummis has decided being a Senator is a bit much, energy-wise. It’s about the same energy you’d expect from digging up actual gold. Speaking of which, Wyoming has seemingly been the sole focus in her time in office.

🚨 CONFIRMED: Senator Lummis signals the U.S. crypto Market Structure Bill is nearing the finish line.

– The Crypto Times (@CryptoTimes_io) December 20, 2025

“It’s an incredible honor…” the statement begins, as these things generally do. But then it pivots to the really important stuff: she’s tired.

And no, this doesn’t mean she’s suddenly had a change of heart about Bitcoin and all that. Absolutely not! This is a matter of athletic endurance, apparently.

Senator Lummis echoes crypto support

“I am a devout legislator, but I feel like a sprinter in a marathon,” she wrote. Which, honestly, is a pretty good analogy for a political career. Lots of bursts of activity followed by long stretches of… well, meetings. 😴

She’s also expressed gratitude for Donald Trump’s support. Presumably because getting legislation passed is easier with a friendly president. Her plan is to use her remaining time in office to get those crypto bills to his desk by 2026. She’s a woman with a plan, even if that plan involves not running for reelection.

David Sacks, the White House’s brainy tech guy, said she was a “strong ally.” Which, in Washington, is basically the highest form of praise. He also sounded a bit sad, which is surprising to see from people in that world. Mario Nawfal, a man who appears to be very serious about blockchain, was also grateful. “You made a difference,” he wrote, which is decent.

Naturally, the internet being the internet, some people have different opinions. One singer-songwriter decided this was a sign of Lummis distancing herself from… well, you wouldn’t believe the theories. 🤦‍♂️ Something about “authoritarian pedophiles”. It’s always something.

And, because every good political story needs a dash of conspiracy, someone else suggested it might have something to do with the Epstein files and the Bitcoin Foundation. Coincidental? Possibly. Scandalous? Who knows! It is internet life, after all.

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2025-12-22 12:42