🚀 Multicoin’s Wild Wager: 60M WLD & a Price Slide! 💸

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In a move that screams “We’re either geniuses or sleep-deprived gamblers,” Multicoin Capital just bought 60 million Worldcoin (WLD) tokens. Because nothing says “confidence” like buying a sinking ship’s life preserver. 🛒

Yes, while retail investors flee faster than a vegan at a BBQ, WLD’s price has plunged 21% this month. But Multicoin? They’re doubling down. “Why not?” said no rational investor ever. 📉

Multicoin: The Dr. Frankenstein of Crypto Investing 🔥

Multicoin Capital, the crypto wizards who’ve seen every whitepaper since 2017, just made a deal so shady it’d make a Wall Street wolf blush. Blockchain sleuths at Lookonchain spotted their wallet (0xf0007b56607BB268efFe4126655f077F8cf42696) playing hot potato with 30 million USDC and 60 million WLD. Spoiler: It’s an OTC deal, not a “normal” purchase. Because why use Amazon when you can shop at the Black Market? 🕵️♂️

The transaction timing? Perfect. Like buying sunscreen when it starts raining. On-chain data shows retail interest in Worldcoin is drier than a Las Vegas wedding. New wallet signups? Down since September. Retail investors: “No thanks, I’d rather lose money at a casino.” 🎰

Google Trends isn’t kind either. Searches for “Worldcoin” dropped from 100 to 6-lower than the IQ of a crypto Twitter bot. Remember when Upbit’s listing made WLD skyrocket? Yeah, that high lasted shorter than a TikTok trend. 📊

Price-wise? It’s a dumpster fire in a drought. WLD lost 21% this month. At press time, it’s clinging to $0.49614 like a bad perm. But hey, it’s up 2.57% today! Blame the “altcoin season” hype. Or maybe the moon’s in Aquarius. 🌕

And just when you thought Worldcoin couldn’t get more drama, Thai authorities said, “Get out of our country, you creepy iris-scanning circus.” They forced the project to delete data from 1 million people. Because nothing says “trust us” like a robot scanning your eyeball. 🚨

“This collaboration will enhance law enforcement,” declared SEC Deputy Secretary-General Jomkwan Kongsakul. Translation: “We’re terrified of your crypto circus.” 🤡

Thailand’s just the start. Kenya and Indonesia also kicked Worldcoin out like an unwanted Airbnb guest. Next stop? Regulatory hell. 🚪

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2025-12-25 09:42