Oh, Binance. Always the drama queen of the crypto world. This time, they’ve decided to spice things up by turning their $1 billion SAFU fund into a Bitcoin-only party. Yes, you heard that right. All stablecoins? Gone. Bitcoin? Hello, darling. Over the next 30 days, they’re basically saying, “We’re all in on BTC, volatility be damned.”
But wait, there’s a twist! If the market decides to throw a tantrum and the fund’s value dips below $800 million, Binance will swoop in like a crypto superhero and top it up with more Bitcoin. Because apparently, $800 million is the new $1 billion. Math, who?
Launched in 2018 as a safety net for users, the SAFU fund is now getting a glow-up, aligning itself with Bitcoin to “strengthen risk coverage.” Or, as I like to call it, putting all their eggs in the most volatile basket they could find. Bold move, Binance. Let’s see how this ages like fine wine-or spoiled milk.
So, here’s the tea: Binance is basically saying, “We believe in Bitcoin so much, we’re willing to ride this rollercoaster blindfolded.” Strap in, folks. This is going to be a wild ride. And if it all goes south? Well, at least we’ll have a front-row seat to the crypto circus.
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2026-01-30 09:16