Well, I reckon Strategy has gone and done it again-thrown another billion dollars into the great digital gold rush, snagging 13,927 bitcoins at a cool $71,902 a pop on April 13, 2026. That brings their hoard to a whopping 780,897 BTC, or as I like to call it, enough to make a king blush and a pauper weep.
Key Takeaways (or as I’d say, the nuggets of wisdom in this here tale):
- Strategy scooped up 13,927 BTC for $1 billion, pushing their stash to 780,897 bitcoin. That’s a lot of zeros, folks-enough to make a mathematician swoon.
- This spree bumps their total bitcoin investment to ~$59.02 billion, at an average cost of $75,577 per coin. Seems like they’re betting the farm on this digital pony.
- According to Michael Saylor’s April 13 announcement, Strategy’s BTC Yield is sitting pretty at 5.6% YTD 2026. Not too shabby, unless the whole thing goes south faster than a Mississippi riverboat.
Strategy’s Bitcoin Hoard Hits 780,897 Bitcoin After a Whopper of a Buy
Executive Chairman Michael Saylor-the man with the plan and the pocketbook-confirmed the purchase on X, crowing about a 5.6% BTC Yield year-to-date. He posted the figures faster than a catfish on a hook, just as the markets opened. Talk about timing!
As of April 12, 2026, Strategy’s got 780,897 bitcoin stashed away, bought for a tidy $59.02 billion at an average of $75,577 per coin. This latest $1 billion buy is one of their biggest splurges in recent memory-like dropping a fortune on a fancy hat, but for the digital age.
Saylor’s been hinting at this spree for days, posting cryptic messages on X. On April 9, he declared, “Still stacking,” alongside the BTC ticker. He also shared a chart mapping over 100 of Strategy’s buys against bitcoin’s price history since August 2020. That’s dedication, or madness-depends on who you ask.
In another post, Saylor revealed that Strategy’s BTC Breakeven Annual Return Rate is about 2.05%. He claims they can cover preferred stock dividends indefinitely without issuing new MSTR shares-as long as bitcoin grows faster than that. Sounds like a gamble to me, but what do I know? I’m just a man with a pen and a penchant for trouble.
Strategy’s funding these bitcoin buys through equity and convertible debt offerings tied to their MSTR and STRC tickers. They’re still the biggest corporate bitcoin holder globally-a title that’s either a crown or a noose, depending on how the market swings.
The $71,902 average price on this latest buy is below their overall cost basis of $75,577, meaning they bought during a dip. Smart move, or just lucky? Only time will tell. In the meantime, I’ll be here, watching the circus unfold with a glass of whiskey and a wry smile.
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