Ladies and gentlemen, in a stunning twist of bureaucratic kabuki, Bybit’s CEO Ben Zhou has somehow convinced the Securities Commission Malaysia to remove them from their “Investor Alert List” – a list we all assumed was the crypto version of the “Do Not Talk to Strangers” club. After what can only be described as a little tap-dancing and juggling of paperwork, Bybit now claims they’ve “fully aligned” with local regulations. Who knew compliance could be this entertaining?
Following earlier enforcement actions (read: “We’re watching you, crypto clown”), Bybit’s newfound compliance has apparently turned them into a model citizen. And guess what? They’re investing in Hata, a Malaysia-based platform that’s licensed and presumably less likely to get caught juggling fake coins. Zhou insists that “strong local infrastructure” is key to trust, safety, and crypto adoption – which, in layman’s terms, means “don’t get caught doing anything illegal.” A revolutionary idea, if we do say so ourselves.
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2026-04-30 11:52