Breaking news from the world of banking and comedy: A major Kenyan bank just got hit with a heist that would make a caper movie look like a walk in the park! About $4 million (KES 500 million) vanished, thanks to some IT contractors who decided to play a little too much with the bank’s systems.
And get this, the bad guys used USDT to launder the loot, transferring it to offshore wallets faster than you can say “digital wallet.” The Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) is on the case, working with the bank’s cybersecurity team, and they’re promising arrests “any day now.” 🕵️♂️💻
This whole fiasco is raising some serious questions about who’s watching the watchmen, especially as banks dive deeper into the digital age. Kenya’s Financial Intelligence Centre has already been waving red flags about virtual asset service providers, and this might just be the push they need to get some regulatory reforms rolling. But hey, maybe we just need a better punchline to stop these heists. 🤷♂️😂
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2025-07-13 01:02