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Now, just when you think the trend might turn-bam!-our crypto prophet waves a flag of warning. Looks like we’re set for another round of doom, with a possible descent to that fabled $2,400 level. Yes, friends, the bear flag pattern sketched out on the charts resembling a crooked banner, promising more downwards chaos. The analyst with the fancy Twitter handle says? Support’s only a supporting actor-bears might well take this glory. And what’s worse? The flag’s support zone could give way, unleashing a fresh storm.

The crypto market, that fickle mistress, extended its dramatic plunge early Saturday, liquidating over $307 million in leveraged positions. 🤑 Meanwhile, the top 100 cryptocurrencies suffered losses ranging from 2% to 8%, as if they’d all been bitten by the same rabid bear. 🐻 But Shiba Inu, ever the scrappy underdog, clung to its pennies like a miser to his last kopeck.

The bid? A straight-up grab for Exor’s slice, followed by a public offer to scoop up the leftovers. All paid for with Tether’s balance sheet-no loans, no begging, no crying. Just cold, algorithmic cash. 💸

Meanwhile, in the grand circus of cryptocurrency, Bitcoin (BTC) decided to take a little siesta, dipping below $90,000 like a man avoiding his in-laws. 🤡 AI stocks, those fickle beasts, threw a tantrum and dragged the whole market down with them. Equity markets? Crypto markets? More like cry-pto markets, am I right? 😂

BlackRock’s ETHA, the silver spoon in the trough, swam in $23.25 million, while Grayscale’s ETHE and ETH funds, like overworked oxen, shed $36.52 million. 🐂

So here we are, staring at US-based tokens teetering on technical tightropes like circus bears in Santa hats. A nudge could send them soaring-or crashing into the net below. Buckle up, because we’re diving into three Made in USA coins that might make you gasp, groan, or just question your life choices. 🎢

Investors, ever the hopeful souls, are probably wondering if a crypto miracle or a market meltdown awaits. So we asked four AI chatbots to predict ADA’s Christmas price-because nothing says “holiday cheer” like algorithmic uncertainty. 🎄

Now, a so-called “analyst” named Ali Martinez (who’s probably just a raccoon in a trench coat 🦝) claims that if XRP can’t hold its ground at $2, it’ll go full Wile E. Coyote off a cliff-40% down, to be exact. That’d send it tumbling back to $1.20, a price so last-season it’s practically vintage. 🕰️

With Ripple inching closer to becoming a regulated bank-because nothing says “legit” like a license from the suits-all eyes are on the big fish. Will the whales keep the party going, or will they swim off into the sunset with their treasure? 🏦🐋

In a Sunday soliloquy on X (formerly Twitter, but let’s not reopen that farce), the exchange mused that this lull is but a classic intermission-the calm before the next act of market madness. 🎻 History repeats, though whether as tragedy or farce remains to be seen.