qfx But wait! Experts have now emerged from their crypto caves to clarify things because apparently, we needed an intervention. They’ve officially declared, “Pi coin is NOT a stablecoin.” Shocker. 🎉
Solana recently breached the $200 threshold, a feat not seen in five moons, its market cap swelling to $105 billion, a gilded crown. Its TVL, a river of gold, surged near $10 billion after an $800 million influx, as staking activity hums like a symphony. The ETF, that elusive muse, whispers of a 99% chance in 2025, as if the market itself is holding its breath for a new dawn. 🌅
Key Support levels: $0.64, $0.80
Key Support levels: $0.40, $0.44—those mythical lines in the sand where buyers might actually show up, or simply evaporate like morning mist. 😂
Let’s talk numbers because that’s what really matters in crypto, right?
Within a few hours of the news breaking—because who doesn’t surf the web for NFT chaos during grief—his CryptoBatz floor price shot up by more than 400%, from a measly 0.02 ETH to a pipe dream-worthy 0.08 ETH. That’s a quick swing from pocket change to “wait, how much?” according to OpenSea snooping. 📈
The Regalados, with their silver tongues and promises of divine prosperity, managed to con nearly 300 believers between January 2022 and July 2023. They convinced their flock to invest in INDXcoin, a token they concocted and peddled through the Kingdom Wealth Exchange platform. 🕊️💻
In a turn of events that might make even the most staunch fast-food aficionado raise an eyebrow, the world’s third-largest cryptocurrency, XRP, has not just surpassed but has overtaken the illustrious McDonald’s. The golden arches have found themselves in quite the pickle, having lost a remarkable $7 billion in revenue after a global boycott, a culinary dispute led by pro-Palestinian activists who were less than thrilled with the company’s political alignment. Talk about price drops! 🥤💵
Is this a genuine political upheaval, or merely another triumph for the age of misinformation? One is inclined, frankly, to suspect the latter.
Mercurity Fintech Holding Inc. (Nasdaq: MFH) has announced an audacious move—a strategic $200 million equity line of credit from Solana Ventures Ltd. One might say, “What’s the big deal?” Well, it’s a significant leap in MFH’s journey from being a humble fintech infrastructure provider to an all-powerful player in the Solana blockchain ecosystem. Bold, isn’t it?
