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Ah, Filecoin-like the great heroes of yore, it too has met its fall from grace. The token, once buoyed by the hopes of crypto enthusiasts, slipped by 4%, driven not by fortune but by a relentless storm of selling pressure that smashed through several support levels. $2.39? Gone. $2.37? No longer standing. $2.36? Well, that was the final straw, my dear reader. All of this occurred during the bustling Tuesday morning trading hours, when the U.S. markets were awake and ready for business-or perhaps, chaos. According to the ever-omniscient CoinDesk Research, the technical analysis model confirms this: it was a disaster of biblical proportions.

Amid the permafrost of financial despair, Pudgy Penguins’ price claws its way upward, clinging to $0.033 like a prisoner to a dream, fresh from lows that echo the soul’s abyss. Market cap ascends $2 billion, daily volumes erupt over $450 million, a ridiculous surge signaling demand’s capricious return-oh, the irony, as inflows restore confidence with the ease of a camp warden’s whim, paving paths for upside that may yet unfold if this momentum doesn’t melt away like spring ice. 😏

Tokenized deposits, for those not fluent in fintech gibberish, are digital coins backed one-to-one by good ol’ commercial bank money. None of that stablecoin hocus-pocus-just straight-up claims on bank balances. “It’s like a digital IOU, but without the drama,” Slabicki explained, though we added the drama part for flair. 🌪️

India will soon launch an RBI-backed digital currency, India’s Commerce Minister Piyush Goyal said in a roundtable during his visit to Qatar, The Hindu reported on Tuesday. Great, a currency with a government-approved stamp of “trust us.” It’s like someone saying, “Don’t worry, I’ve got the contract!” while handing you a napkin with a signature on it. 🤔

In case you’ve been living under a rock (or perhaps in an ETF-less abyss), IBIT is now the top dog in BlackRock’s ETF kennel. And, yes, it’s set to leave traditional ETFs like IWF and EFA eating its dust. How? By pulling off this magic trick in less than two years while other big players have been sitting on their laurels for a decade. Quite impressive, don’t you think?

According to the ever-vigilant FintechNews Malaysia, this approval allows Fasset to dabble in digital financial products under the watchful eye of the Labuan Financial Services Authority (Labuan FSA). A controlled setting, they say? More like a financial playground where the rules are rewritten with every swing of the crypto pendulum. 🎢💸

Okay, so let’s break it down. Ondo’s got its hands on Oasis Pro, and it’s not just any purchase. We’re talking about licenses for a broker-dealer, an Alternative Trading System (ATS), and a Transfer Agent (TA) – all blessed by the mighty US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). Sounds like a big deal, right? But here’s the real question: Does ONDO have the juice to break out, or is it just another crypto Cinderella story waiting for the clock to strike midnight?

Analysts, ever the party poopers, claim this is about balancing innovation with investor protection. Because, you know, letting more than five companies play with blockchain might lead to *gasp* progress. 🙄

On a crisp Monday, Verena Ross, the esteemed chair of the European Securities and Markets Authority (ESMA), proclaimed with the gravitas of a Shakespearean protagonist that the regulation of stock exchanges, crypto companies, and clearing houses shall henceforth be the domain of the bloc’s vigilant watchdog. “A capital market in Europe that is more integrated and globally competitive,” she declared, her words dripping with the honey of ambition. 🍯🦅

And get this, their stock’s been on a right rollercoaster, going up over 480% this year! The market, bless its silly heart, seems to think letting people use funny money to buy bricks and mortar is a brilliant idea. Imagine the chaos! 🤪