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Yet, amidst this faintly tragic tapestry, a trio of U.S.-listed crypto stocks pirouettes onto the stage, basking in their own peculiar limelight. Herein lie the contenders for today’s quirky watchlist. 🎩✨
As per the illustrious data provided by crypto.news on the 22nd of July in the year 2025, the crypto world appears to be on a slippery slope, with Bitcoin (BTC) teetering slightly above the enchanting figure of $118,000, down a minuscule 0.21%—which, in the grand scheme of life, is akin to a goose egg if we consider the tumultuous ride it has enjoyed recently. If we peer into the muddied waters of Ethereum (ETH), it has managed to plunge a more dramatic 3.1%. Bravo!
But let us not be deceived by the simplicity of these words. For within the walls of this digital citadel, a symphony of achievements plays out, each note a testament to the unwavering dedication of KuCoin’s guardians. In the first half of 2025, they secured SOC 2 Type II and ISO 27001:2022 certifications, as if donning the armor of the ancient knights, ready to face the trials of the modern world. And what a triumph it was! An AAA rating from CER.live, placing KuCoin among the elite, the chosen few who can claim the mantle of the most secure exchanges on the planet. 🛡️
This shiny new stablecoin is pegged 1:1 to the offshore Chinese yuan. It’s like the cool kid on the block, making cross-border payments a breeze, especially for those countries playing nice with China’s Belt and Road Initiative. Conflux has teamed up with fintech firm Anchorx to make this magic happen. The Conflux 3.0 upgrade is a beast, handling over 15,000 transactions per second and throwing in some onchain artificial intelligence agent calls for good measure. The initiative is a big wink to the growing love for stablecoins in China, as regulations get cozier with digital currencies. And let’s not forget Hong Kong’s new licensing regime for stablecoin issuers – it’s like the wild west out there! 🌵
After hitting a high of $0.93, ADA is now at $0.86, teetering on a tightrope of support. It’s like watching a toddler walk a balance beam—unpredictable and slightly terrifying. 🎭
Ethereum, that fickle friend who borrows your lawnmower and returns it with an empty gas tank, slipped below $3,700 after strutting around at $3,850 like it owned the place. At press time, it was loitering around $3,650, looking shifty-eyed and guilty.
On a rather mundane Monday, amid the flickering glow of screens, Pudgy Penguins (PENGU) sauntered up the memecoin ranks, sporting an audacious near 20% leap in the span of a mere 24 hours. Picture, if you will, the Solana-enhanced token pirouetting from a resplendent $0.031 to a six-month zenith of $0.040, before prudently retracing to a comfy $0.036 perch. The balance, a waltz of volatility!
This monumental purchase is all part of BNB Chain’s grand plan to, you know, “fuel innovation” and “drive adoption” on their network. Sounds like the kind of corporate-speak that’s meant to impress but really just makes you wonder if there’s a magic unicorn involved. 🦄
The coffers shall swell, not merely for acquisitions of the fabled Bitcoin, but also to maintain the daily circus of operations! Strategy hath amassed over 607,000 coins—a quantity fit to make even a dragon of lore green with envy, all in its quest for crypto supremacy! 🐉💰
As if conjured by a sorcerer’s wand, the ETF issuers now boast a staggering $152.40 billion in total net assets, with BlackRock’s IBIT dancing at the forefront, greedy for its $56 billion share of the spoils.