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For the first time, cryptocurrencies have been added to the Aplus Points program. If you’re an Aplus credit cardholder, you can now turn your reward points into cryptocurrencies, including XRP (XRP), Bitcoin (BTC), and Ether (ETH). This makes Aplus the first major Japanese loyalty program to offer direct conversion of points to cryptocurrencies. 🚀
On that fateful day, July 16, the notable President Nayib Bukele of El Salvador met with none other than the noble Bilal bin Saqib, the esteemed CEO of the Pakistan Crypto Council (PCC), to gab about Bitcoin mining, energy galore, and the mysterious art of Bitcoin education. Oh, what a pleasantry it must have been! 🤔
These coins stand there, waiting for that tiny spark of investor enthusiasm to ignite a frenzy. This humble article brings forth three such altcoins, plucked right from the grapevine, with a sprinkle of whispering winds from the experts. 🍇
Now, brace yourselves for the buzzword: Banking-as-a-Service (BaaS). Yes, you heard it right, folks. A whole new world of services including full-service payment accounts, bill payments, Swish connections, and, wait for it… debit cards. But hold your horses, it gets even better: this deal has a two-year term and is aiming for full integration by late 2025, with the grand unveiling happening in Q4 2025. Can you feel the anticipation? No? Well, maybe you should check back in two years.
The U.S. government has traipsed into the scandal spotlight with whispers of a rather unfortunate Bitcoin sell-off. Can you imagine? The U.S. Marshals Service, the proud custodian of wayward crypto fortune, possesses only 28,988 BTC ($3.4 billion). Some might say it’s time for a stiff drink… or a dramatic reading of the scapegoat script!
CoinMarketCap data shows that July has been a wild ride for memecoins, with trading volumes going through the roof! 🚀 The sector’s 24-hour trading volume peaked at over $18 billion on Thursday. And let me tell you, that’s a lot of trading! 🤯 Its second-highest trading volume in the last 30 days was $17.09 billion on Saturday. Not too shabby! 😎
With all the grace of a toppled ballet dancer, PUMP’s value spiraled downward within mere hours, plummeting to a pitiful low of $0.005294—a staggering drop of 23.2%. Such are the pains of profit-takers, those crafty early holders whose avarice knows no bounds. One can only wonder if the token shall echo this descent further still, unless some celestial alignment restores its former glory.
One must ponder: what kind of drama are we witnessing? Why does this case still hang in the air like the lingering aroma of yesterday’s borscht?
This unfortunate incident saw the victim guided, possibly under the baleful gaze of a fraudulent savant, to a crypto machine, which served as the unwitting conduit for their misfortune. Alarm bells rang among council members, spurring them to act with preemptive zeal—after all, their residents are well worth the effort of protecting, even if the machines have yet to arrive.
With a voice as sharp as the quills of a porcupine, Warren has skewered major crypto legislative efforts, lamenting that she would not have the government sign off on “very weak regulation” that seems to have been penned by the very industry it seeks to govern. 📜
