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Under his acting leadership, Hill hath shown a crypto-friendly disposition, much to the delight of digital gold miners! 🏦💰

The fella behind “The Silver Manifesto,” told Daniela Cambone this ain’t no ordinary currency hiccup-it’s a global bellyache. If the U.S. dollar takes a tumble, he figures, there ain’t much shelter ‘cept them shiny metals. For liquidity, gold and silver are the only game in town, like a saloon in a ghost town. 🥃✨

Now, before you run out and do your moonwalk, remember, this jaw-dropping change is expected as soon as early 2026-as long as the regulatory folks don’t take too long deciding what to do with their afternoon tea. ☕😏

Now, listen up, you weathered souls of the crypto trails, Citi’s peepin’ at crypto stumblin’ into ’25 with a bit of that dusty momentum, seein’ some upside for Bitcoin and Ether by year’s close and beyon’, just as this Wall Street outfit mumbled in their report, all quiet-like on a Wednesday morn. 📅

By Shayan, the fellow who’s been staring at charts until his eyes crossed.

Let’s cut to the chase: GSR, the crypto market’s version of a hyperactive golden retriever, has decided adopting a FINRA-registered broker-dealer is the *perfect* way to grow up. 🐶 Equilibrium Capital Services, a Portland-based firm with more compliance badges than a Girl Scout cookie sale, is now their shiny new chew toy.

The scoundrels over at Bullish recently waltzed out of New York’s regulatory maze with both a BitLicense and a money transmission license clutched in their grubby little hands. Ain’t that a sight? Now they’re peddling crypto trading so regulated it’d make a bureaucrat weep with joy. And this here expansion? Why, it’s a “pivotal moment” for their global ambitions. Or as I call it, “Round 1 of the Great Crypto Circus.”

Upexi, the world’s third heralded bastion of публичный Solana treasuries, clutches 2,018,419 SOL, worth a staggering $474.29M, a prison of wealth in the capitalist tundra.

After years of wandering in the regulatory wilderness, digital assets emerged from the gray zone, like a phoenix from the ashes, albeit with a touch of bureaucratic flair. 🦜🔥 Three legislative titans rose to the occasion: the GENIUS Act, the CLARITY Act, and the Anti-CBDC Surveillance State Act. Each, in its own right, a beacon of clarity-or perhaps, a new layer of complexity. 🧐📚

Alright, CoinDesk Indices is back with its so-called “daily market update,” like we all need to know who’s winning and who’s getting their butt kicked in the CoinDesk 20 Index. Figures, right? When life gives you lemons, the market gives you crypo-tos – wait, crypto? Whatever. 😒