qfx In a move that would make even the most stoic of investors raise an eyebrow, MEXC Ventures has poured an additional $30 million into Ethena, bringing their total investment to a jaw-dropping $66 million. One might say they’ve gone all in, much like a man at a charity gala who’s just realized the buffet is free. 🍽️💸
Yes, despite the market’s sullen mood, some RWA-based tokens have strutted their way to gains, particularly in the past week, as if whispering, “The show must go on!” With momentum gathering like a crowd at a Gogol play, here are three RWA altcoins that deserve your attention in October-lest you miss the grand spectacle! 🎭
The altcoin’s value plummeted like a doomed seagull during the last two shutdowns, falling 12.8% and 12.45%, respectively, raising concerns among traders about the token’s performance during this current shutdown period. 🦉
Growing investor demand and favorable technical indicators suggest that PUMP could be preparing for further gains. Or it’s just a very confused toddler throwing glitter at a wall. 🎨
Let me put it all together now.End of Thought (17.50s)
On Wednesday, CEX.io’s market research analyst Illya Otychenko declared the third quarter of 2025 the “most active period” for stablecoins, which sounds like a fancy way of saying “the bots were busy.” During the quarter, the value of stablecoin transfers hit $15.6 trillion, its strongest quarter yet. 📈
If BTC can’t clear this “resistance,” I’d start packing my bags for a $127k-$137k vacation. Or at least a really good therapist.
According to legal documents filed on Sept. 30 (and meticulously reviewed by the ever-vigilant CryptoMoon 🌕), Storm’s defense team argued that the prosecution’s case was about as solid as a wet paper bag. They claim the government’s negligence theory-that Storm knew bad actors were using Tornado Cash and didn’t do enough to stop them-is about as watertight as a sieve. “Negligence theory,” they scoff. “More like *nonsense* theory,” the preliminary statement quips.
In the shadowy realm of social media, Changpeng Zhao-CZ, the modern-day Prometheus of crypto-unleashed a chart from October 2017, a relic of Bitcoin’s meteoric rise from $4,319 to $17,000. A mere whisper of history, he claims, but the timing is as calculated as a drunkard’s stumble toward salvation.
Critics, those poor souls chained to the mundane, howl like Behemoth at a full moon. “Financial gibberish!” cries Jim Chanos, his voice echoing through the halls of Wall Street. Peter Schiff, ever the Cassandra, clucks his tongue and calls it “harebrained.” Yet, Saylor, our modern-day Woland, remains unmoved, his eyes fixed on the horizon where Bitcoin Hyper awaits, a Layer-2 solution promising to turn Bitcoin into a speedster rivaling Solana. 🚀
