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The $PUMP ICO offering will involve a staggering 33% of the maximum supply of 1 trillion tokens. Out of this, 18% shall be allocated to private institutional buyers, while the remaining 15% shall be bestowed upon the public investors. Each $PUMP token shall be sold for a measly $0.004, thus raising a whopping $1.32 billion. 💰
It’s like the coin said, “Hold my beer, I’m about to break my own record!” and surpassed its previous all-time high of $112,000, which was achieved in March. 🏆
As the potential Golden Cross looms on the horizon, analysts are scratching their heads and wondering if this bullish rally can keep its legs. 🤔
How else but with a yawn could one describe XRP’s recent stint of lateral tedium (or “sideways consolidation” for those fond of euphemism)? Yet suddenly, with the petulance of a caffeinated dervish, the token pirouetted up to $2.40, its loftiest perch since the crypto cretaceous period (seven weeks ago, but one must embellish). Trading volume inflated—or, at least, attempted to nudge the needle enough for market optimists to clutch their pearls in anticipation. A bullish tease? Certainly, but not quite the stampede of a thousand exuberant bulls; perhaps merely a mild shuffling of hooves. 🐮💃
According to the rumor-mongers (official press release writers), Crypto.com Pay might infiltrate the booking process sometime next year—provided pilots don’t lose their keys to the blockchain tarmac. Should negotiations complete, Emirates may very well become the first major airline to accept your Ethereum for that window seat you will never get.
On one side of the river, you got the Cardano diehards. They’ll tell you ADA is the Promised Land, brimming with lightning-fast speed, bargain-bin transaction fees, pure-as-the-morning-dew decentralization, and—grab your spectacles—the only peer-reviewed crypto on this green earth. I suspect peer-reviewed means a group of well-dressed professors nodded at each other over tea and called it a day. 🍵
According to our crypto oracle CZ, when he landed in federal prison in May 2024 (not the holiday destination he had in mind, I wager), he was greeted by a robust sorting system: everyone got put together based on their ethnicity. Asians, Pacific Islanders, and Native Americans—one big involuntary sleepover squad. Supposedly to prevent brawls, but the whole thing reads like a misguided attempt at house-sorting in Hogwarts gone very, very wrong.
Arthur Azizov, the founder of B2 Ventures, is sounding like a bit of a XRP fanboy. He reckons that if XRP can just hold on to its current price, it’ll be off to the moon (or at least to $6). The first hurdle to overcome is $2.65 – fingers crossed, everyone! 🤞
Cardano’s dominance, much like a masterfully crafted novel, has been steadily unfolding its narrative since a low of 0.6% on July 2, with the rise surpassing 0.65% in the early Wednesday session 📊.
The government says it’s necessary to disrupt the flow of illicit funds and criminal operations. Apparently, the current network of 221 crypto ATMs has been facilitating money laundering, particularly in connection with drug trafficking and transferring dirty money abroad. Shocking, I know!