XRP Just Had a New Accounts Explosion—Why Everyone’s Suddenly Flocking to It (Again)

To an outside observer (say, your grandmother or an especially skeptical goldfish), this would seem like the very definition of “something’s up.” High wallet creation has historically signaled that people sense a whiff of opportunity or, at least, the chance to join a group chat about decentralized finance. In contrast to twitchy trading bots and fast-money funds, a blossoming bunch of new accounts smells suspiciously like honest-to-goodness user engagement—although let’s be honest, some could just be opportunists with a dozen email addresses and too much time.

Marathon Mines 50,000 Bitcoins—Still Can’t Beat Michael Saylor’s Hoarding Habits

If you’re counting, that’s about $5.47 billion tucked away in a collection that’d make any crypto bro weep. This fortune is not only kept in company coffers but also shuffled around as loan collateral and assets under management. Yet even with all this, Marathon is still trailing behind Michael Saylor and his company, Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy, presumably shortened because time is money). Saylor has gathered more than 597,000 BTC, enough to make even Scrooge McDuck jealous. Last week, Strategy bought nearly 5,000 more coins, probably because Michael needed something to do between yachts. 🚤

Coinbase Lists Wormhole Token: Intergalactic Investment Explosion!

Wormhole Token Listed on Coinbase

The listing was announced on Coinbase’s official channels, confirming that users can now buy, sell, transfer, and store Wormhole on both desktop and mobile apps. This step marks a significant milestone for Wormhole, which supports interoperability across major chains like Base and BNB Chain—platforms linked to Coinbase and Binance respectively.

DOGE to the Moon?

Our protagonist, the independent crypto analyst Cantonese Cat (@cantonmeow), has shared a bold new Ichimoku-based projection, a chart that outlines a parabolic price trajectory for DOGE, a journey that begins with a brief retest later this year, and ends with the symbolic one-dollar mark, a feat that would make even the most seasoned traders weep with joy 😭.

Crypto Exit Scam? Who, Me?

According to the complaint, Ianello took over Phoenix Community Capital in October 2022 and allegedly executed the exit scam. Because, you know, who needs smart contracts when you can just shut them down and make off with hundreds of thousands of dollars in investor money? 💸

Scandal! Hut 8’s Power Grab Sparks Frenzy—Secret Deals, Lawsuits, and Bitcoin Blunders!

Hut 8 shall receive, for the opening year, a payment of some CADA $530 per megawatt per business day! (Truly, it pays to have powerful friends—or at least to supply them with power.) With inflation lurking backstage, who knows how large the purse may swell? Our heroes thus leap from seasonal flirtations to the embrace of a long-term, government-stamped suitor, whose reliability soothes even the most anxious treasurer. What stability! What repose! What… suspicious good fortune? 🤔

PI Network: The Drama of a Sideways Romance

As the market whispers tales of relative calm, PI’s price has been engaged in a rather tedious dance of consolidation. One can only speculate where this enigmatic token might decide to take us next. 🕵️‍♂️

Wilde’s Take on Crypto: XRP, Binance, and BTC in July

Despite its daily decline of around 2.5%, the XRP price is up 6% on a weekly scale, and the air is thick with bullish predictions. Just a few days ago, the X user World of Charts argued that an XRP breakout and retest has already been confirmed, anticipating a pump above $3 sometime in July. For their part, Maxi thinks the token could mirror its impressive performance from the end of 2017 and experience a 1,200% rise in a matter of days. A jump of that type would push the price to a new historic peak of around $30, which, as of the moment, seems as likely as a teetotaler at a Bacchanal.