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XRP price failed to stay above $2.20, because who needs stability, anyway? 😂 It declined, and then it spiked below $2.050, because why not? 🤷‍♀️

This Act, you see, has been gestating for years, slowly, like a particularly stubborn bureaucracy. Lawmakers and those in the industry, who-let’s be honest-have a vested interest in… well, things being clearer for them, have been pushing for these “clearer rules.” Until now, the U.S. has mostly relied on simply scolding offenders after the fact. Rather than preventing the mess, they mop it up. Such efficiency.

Binance founder Changpeng Zhao – and you know how these founders are, always with the pronouncements – just tweeted, on X, of course (where else?), that maybe, just maybe, things are looking up for crypto. Apparently, the SEC is backing off a little bit. A little! Like that’s gonna solve everything. It was January 10th, 2026 in case you were wondering about the post date. Keeps things precise.

So, Santiment’s all like, “Ethereum’s social media vibe is giving major déjà vu to 2025. You know, right before it went from ‘meh’ to ‘OMG.'” 🤑

Two exchanges, Zedcex and Zedxion, masqueraded as separate entities but danced in perfect unison, like Siamese twins sharing a single wallet. Between 2023 and 2025, IRGC-linked transactions accounted for 56% of their total volume. The weapon of choice? Tether (USDT) on the Tron blockchain, a tool as subtle as a sledgehammer yet as efficient as a Swiss watch. Low costs, high liquidity-the perfect escape hatch for the sanctioned soul. 🤑

For most cryptocurrencies-Ah, Bitcoin, that enigmatic titan of the blockchain-the 2018 cycle highs are but a faded inkblot on a parchment. Monero, however, clings to its ATH of $542.33 like a child to a lost balloon. The price tag clings to Jan. 9, 2018, a date that outlived the bull run itself. One imagines XMR whispering, “Remember me?” to a sleeping world.

On the day of January the eleventh, the vigilant blockchain tracking service known as Whale Alert brought attention to a quintet of curious freezing deeds, executed with the thoroughness reminiscent of Tolstoy’s most disciplined characters, by the institution of Tether.

it’s probably more limbo and a 50% chance the universe shrugs.

Now, the crypto intelligentsia-chiefly one Steph, a self-styled analyst whose musings on X resemble the ramblings of a particularly verbose fortune cookie-have fixated on a technical level so stubborn it might as well be a British aristocrat at a cocktail party. This level, they claim, holds the key to XRP’s destiny, a vantage point from which we can all gaze upon its latest price outlook with a mixture of pity and schadenfreude.

And now, BNY Mellon, a bank possessing the rather extravagant sum of $50 trillion in assets – enough to make a lesser mortal swoon – has decided to launch tokenized deposits. Digital versions of cash, you see. Positively futuristic! And who did they select as an early adopter, you ask? Ripple Prime, naturally. One always expects the best to recognize the best. ✨