Wilde’s Take on Crypto: XRP, Binance, and BTC in July

Despite its daily decline of around 2.5%, the XRP price is up 6% on a weekly scale, and the air is thick with bullish predictions. Just a few days ago, the X user World of Charts argued that an XRP breakout and retest has already been confirmed, anticipating a pump above $3 sometime in July. For their part, Maxi thinks the token could mirror its impressive performance from the end of 2017 and experience a 1,200% rise in a matter of days. A jump of that type would push the price to a new historic peak of around $30, which, as of the moment, seems as likely as a teetotaler at a Bacchanal.

Bots: The Secret XRP Puppeteers? 🤖

However, as the real demand for XRP from retail and institutional investors continues to grow, the influence of these automated trading bots may become as passĂ© as last season’s couture.

Fed to Crypto: Drop Dead 🤑

This seismic shift, precipitated by a jobs report that defied the expectations of the pundit class, has sent shockwaves through the crypto market. The tantalizing prospect of lower interest rates, that great siren song of investors, has been all but extinguished.

Crypto, Code & Catastrophe? Tornado Cash’s Roman Storm Faces Off With the Feds

Roman, however, appears to be swapping existential panic for a cool blend of denial and dry humor worthy of any brunch table. In a recent (likely slightly awkward) chat with Crypto in America, he basically said: “Um, hi, government? You’re prosecuting me for writing code. Literally, just typing things into a laptop. Not for, you know, any actual crimes.” 👨‍💻🤷‍♂️

Chinese Chipmakers Outwit Wall Street—The BNB Gambit Leaves Everyone Befuddled 🤔💰

Once more, as if swept by the grand cycles of history and premonitions of profit, Nano Labs restated their pledge: to one day amass a veritable dragon’s hoard—$1 billion worth of BNB—nestled securely between 5% and 10% of the total supply. As of this Thursday, by some meticulous accounting worthy of a Tolstoyan estate steward, the tally reaches $160 million in both BNB and that glittering cousin, Bitcoin. The arithmetic is simple; the implications, less so.

HBAR’s Grand Escape: A 20% Leap to Glory!

On the daily chart of HBAR/USDT, a most dramatic scene unfolds. A descending channel, which had imprisoned our hero since early May, has been shattered by a bullish candle, pushing the price above the upper boundary near $0.15. This, my friends, is no mere coincidence but a clear sign of a reversal setup. 🚀